Neo-Con Troubles Part 2

[Johnny B. Goode]

Some of my neighbors' other beliefs is that scientists have no method of proving anything.

They think global warming won't happen for a million years.

They think that the earth is only one million years old and that the dinosaurs were wiped out by Noah's flood.

They constantly complain about the news, saying that they shouldn't report soldiers' deaths in Iraq and should just show all the positive aspects.

They think Vietnam was worth the death of thousands and thousands of Americans.

They are extremely pro-war and are always saying Americans aren't patriotic enough.

They whine about kids' grades dropping yet they think Bush's "No Child Left Behind" is great.

They say they are poor and might lose their house if Kerry is elected because "he'll raise taxes". Yet, they have enough money to buy enough religious statues and items to cover every surface in their house.

I invited one of them, who is my best friend, to my birthday party and he wore this obnoxious pro-life shirt when he knows I'm pro-choice.

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I'm not going to move or anything, though. I'll just put up lots of Kerry signs. It's kind of funny listening to them sometimes.

[RebelYell]

1. Do you live next to my in-laws? :)

[Johnny B. Goode]

3. lol

Where do your in-laws live?

lol

[RebelYell]

5. Down on the East Side n/t

[Johnny B. Goode]

6. Nope

I'm in PA

[madmax]

2. Are they the only ones or are you surrounded?

I family of dittoheads I guess I could tolerate. ;)

[Johnny B. Goode]

4. There are others, but

no one nearly as nuts

[RebelYell]

7. My mother in law

lived on a $600/month railroad pension - she sent $250/month to the Crystal Cathedral in CA. Nutz.

[blue neen]

8. My next door neighbor has a "Veterans for Bush"

sign in the window. The rest of us call him Gomez (from the Addams' Family) because he puts cyanide in the ground mole holes.

By the way, your neighbor's children are going to be "Every Child Left Behind"

[blue neen]

9. Hey Johnny B. Goode

Did you see that Clinton's going to be in Pittsburgh on Aug. 30 for a fund raiser for Joe Hoeffel?

[Johnny B. Goode]

10. No, I'll try to

get out there

[blue neen]

11. Are you the DU'er who said

you were at the Greensburg, PA rally? Lucky!!! I heard it was fantastic.