Best Malkin slam yet

[troublemaker]

I can't stop laughing. (Alcoa better buy Malkin off before she gives tinfoil a bad name.)

Name: Charles Pierce
Hometown: Newton, MA

...You get up there on a national television show and you say without a shred of proof that a decorated war veteran inflicted his own wounds. (By now, I'm sure she's crawfishing, saying she meant he did it to himself accidentally. Yeah, whatever. Go out and buy a new armband or something.) This doesn't make you "controversial" or "colorful." This makes you nuts. This makes you the kind of person that newspapers leave sitting in the foyer in a tinfoil hat, waiting to see an editor who's been ducking your calls for a decade, and listening to the messages from Neptune through the fillings in your teeth. This makes you the kind of person who staples manifestos to the telephone poles in Central Square. It ought to disqualify you forever from the company of serious people, and from the society of the decent ones. And even with that, hell, you can still get a job with Fox.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3449870/

[flamingyouth]

1. "This makes you nuts"

LOL. Yeah. :D

[A_Possum]

2. Put that guy on the Kerry ad campaign!

He's got quite a talent for prose.

Beautiful.

[Philostopher]

13. Hell, yeah, he does --

that's Eric Alterman! He's been on The Daily Show several times this campaign season, he's a regular columnist for The Nation. He's one of the best left-wing pundits in the business. Love that guy.


On edit -- oops! Sorry -- that may have been quoted in Alterman's column, not actually written by him, my bad. I won't delete it, though, to cover my mistake -- Alterman really is one of the best guys we have writing on the left.

[canuckybee]

3. Thank you Thank you Thank you

That was wonderful ! "And even with that, hell, you can still get a job with Fox." Take that biatch !

[iwantmycountryback]

4. HAHA Great stuff

Get that man over here.

[SayitAintSo]

5. Oh that was a thing of beauty....n/t

[Fridays Child]

6. Hey, Charles! Get over here and give us a hug!

:grouphug:

[wtmusic]

7. This is classic -- from the same page

Malkin is "a rising young harpy with the face of a stewardess and the analytical skills of a tack hammer, although possessed of considerably less charm."

:toast:

[vivalarev]

8. This gets you blacklisted!!!!

this bitch ass whore is done...over...gone!!! im thanking god for this one tonite...this whore is dead in the water.

[TreasonousBastard]

9. That page is a riot...

I'm peeing my pants and I'm only 1/4 of the way down:

"I sometimes think God invented Ann Coulter to ensure that other countries made no mistake about just what a lunatic political culture we have. It would be one thing if she were on the street, handing out mimeographs of the messages she receives through the fillings in her teeth where she belongs. Instead she is celebrated by USA Today, The New York Times, The New York Observer, Time Magazine, and a whole bevy of cable TV talk show hosts… (Speaking of which, hey Mr. Scarborough, are you really going to welch on a lousy 165 bucks? I would expect that kind of thing from O’Reilly, but…)"

[zulchzulu]

10. Malkin should flame out and do a 1000 person porn gang-bang

She sucks. This way, she could prove she really sucks.

[Mz Pip]

11. The face of a stewardess

and the analytical skills of a tack hammer...

ROTFLMAO. Got her number, big time.

MzPip
:dem:

[blue neen]

12. Thanks for that!

OHH, that was SO effective (and amusing).

Can we all fly up to MA and buy Charles a beer?

[Bluebear]

14. "While Michelle popped her eyeballs"

I guess she did!