Gary Cooper wouldn't have sent the town's dogcatcher out to fight

[geek tragedy]

for him.

But, then again, Gary Cooper wasn't a punk ass.

[jimshoes]

1. And to top it off...

All this is f*cking up his vacation. Hahahahahaha

[MrBenchley]

2. Gary Cooper wasn't faced with handicapped Frank Miller

coming to town at high noon to hand Coop a letter urging him to do the right thing....

[geek tragedy]

3. Gary Cooper didn't hide in a bunker either.

Coward. Wimp. Repeat it over and over.

Bush is having his manhood questioned.

[MrBenchley]

4. Coop's deputy didn't have to hold the marshall's hand

when Gary Cooper met with the town fathers behind closed doors off the record....