So what do you think the Chimp did today?

[MikeG]

Poll question: So what do you think the Chimp did today?

[physioex]

1. Play video games...

No way, that actually takes some hand eye coordination. Plus it requires a minimal level of cognition that Chimp could hardly muster.....

[eleny]

2. He spent the day pissed off as hell

No doubt, if it was a day when even Rove came out of the shadows to give FOX an interview, it was a bad day at the ranch. I think he spent the day doing a slow burn. After all, he's such a brat.

[merbex]

3. He wet his pants

[whistle]

4. Nothing, nada, niet!

...lazy jurk.

[CarolynEC]

5. Played in his room while Rove et al had "grownups talk" downstairs n/t

[oasis]

6. Dressed himself in Laura's dainties and cavorted before a large mirror.

[MikeG]

7. You have him confused with Caligula. Easy to do.

[mermaid]

10. THAT IS INSULTING AND DEMEANING TO TRANSGENDER PEOPLE!!

I think an apology is in order here!
As a transgender person, I take offense at this comment.

[mermaid]

8. Other: Fell Off His Bike AGAIN!!

Even better - Choked on another pretzel...we should BE so fuckin' lucky....

[speedoo]

9. He called Mommy and Daddy.

"Hey dad, dubya here. You member that guy in Georgia that we took out back in '02? You know the one sez he lost all kinda arms and legs in Vietnam? Well, he's comin here to Crawford. Yeah, says he has some kind a letter about Kerry."

"OK, son, what's the problem?"

"Well, I just don't wanna talk to that guy. He's kinda scary."

"OK, then, what do ya wanna do?"

"Well, I was thinkin.... you 'member how you used to fix me up all the time.... with that gurl, and those problems with the State Troopers, and getting me into the Guard and heppin' me out when I din show up fur them silly meetins an all..."

"Son, you got to stop talkin about that. Are we on a scrambled phone?"

"Oh yeah.... right, that stuff never happened. Right daddy, it never happened. But anyhow, I was hopin maybe you and Mom could git over here to Crawford and meet with this guy from Georgia. Just take his letter, say thanks a lot, and make him go way. You kin do that cancha?"

(Poppy looks at his watch)

"Son, I really don't think that's a good idea. You ought to do it yourself. You don't need to be afraid of this guy."

"Dammit, daddy.... I tole you.. I don wanna talk to this guy. Lemme talk to Mommy!!"

[LibDemAlways]

11. Same thing he does every day...

polish off a couple of stiff ones, take a nap, and then call Rove to find out what Pres. Cheney was up to.

[Pepperbelly]

12. probbably worked on his speech ...

i expect it takes a lot of effort to get a performance even close to passable out of the son of a bitch.

[Cha]

13. I think chimpass took some much needed meds

to get him in a stupor pretzel eating state.

[ikojo]

14. Bong hits followed by beer bongs followed by a couple

of lines of snort and then some Jack D. He then took a nap.

[AmerDem]

15. He was banging that gapped toothed helmet head scarecrow, Condi!

The thought send shivers up my fucking spine!:puke: nasty!