WHERE IS JOHN MCCAIN?

[maseman]

Which house is he at today? WHY hasn't he spoken to the media? Maybe he is ill? Maybe he is going into some SURGERY? Maybe that skin biopsy WAS Cancer? Maybe he is actually SLEEPING with Madonna.

Hey they can start all the BS rumors they want...we should also.

[Hugabear]

1. Maybe he took off with Rush to the Dominican Republic

And I'll just let it go at that... :)

[burythehatchet]

2. Maybe somebody carelessly jangled their keys

:shrug:

[daggahead]

12. Adam West ... Jingle Keys ... n/t

[Mike Nelson]

3. studying for the next

housing question?

[Wapsie B]

4. Hell, I wonder if he even sleeps with his wife anymore,

if ya know what I mean.

[maseman]

5. Maybe Cindy is doing some side stripping for Harley riders?

Helps with the campaign cash.

[blondeatlast]

6. Recharging at the Palo Verde Nuclear Plant in Tolleson, AZ where all the power

generated in HIS state goes to California. Every. Effing. Watt.

[Drunken Irishman]

7. McCain would be smart to keep it quiet the rest of the week.

Generally the opponent does not campaign or get out there when the other party is hosting their convention.

But this is McCain, so he'll probably do something.

[Erin Elizabeth]

8. The problem is, you're starting rumors on an internet

message board.

They have people who are broadcasters who start rumors about Dems.

Sucky advantage.

[maseman]

10. Of course...

this is tongue-in cheek.

[Erin Elizabeth]

14. Oh I know. I just wish we had the same advantage!

[apnu]

9. Sleeping with Madonna. Ew.

[nc4bo]

11. Did you try checking under the rotting logs in the woods yet? pfft.

The basturd's doing his Dick Cheney impression.

[kath]

13. hasn't been in front of the media in TWELVE DAYS.

methinks we need to start a McSame Watch.

[maseman]

16. Maybe he's clearing some sagebrush in Arizona

[99th_Monkey]

15. Inquiring minds need to know. WHERE is JOhN McCain???????:" must be difficult with so many houses.

for Johnny to hide in. Here we come, ready or not.

[Pryderi]

17. His handlers have hidden him. They don't want the media to see his temper flare up over the

houses fiasco