My Prediction: The 4 Points that will comprise the entire RNC Convention

[Sparkly]

1. We've survived! The American People have survived a dismal economy (Clinton's fault), terrorism (Clinton's fault), and war (Saddam's fault).

2. Be afraid! We're in a war against terra! 9/11 changed everything! Scary Arabs, Evildoers, terra terra terra!

3. Republicans will protect you! The Chimperor is strong, steady, consistent, wartime, won't waver, won't weeble, won't wobble, won't fall down (usually)! Plus, tax cuts!

4. John Kerry is Evil.


I predict that anything and everything they say will fall into those four categories. What do you think?

[Sparkly]

1. Oh, I forgot "We support the troops."

That probably fits into any of the four, but it's worth a separate mention.

I'm telling you, by the end of the week I think we can put every word of this charade into one of those categories.

[proud patriot]

2. LOL

That about sums it up :thumbsup:

[David Dunham]

3. Privatize Social Security and other government programs

I think that it is the fifth point that will cost Bush the election.

[Sparkly]

4. Oh yes -- could fit into #3, too

Chimp will protect you from those big bad Entitlement Programs that Burden You.

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. Let me add one more

The flag belongs to us... we are the only real patriots

BARF

[Sparkly]

6. Oh definitely, could go in #1 -- all that phony cheerleading!

Aren't we great, our bombs are the best, and pay no attention to that truth behind the curtain, you blame-America-first America-hating libruls!

[mark11727]

7. My son just finished reading Orwell's ANIMAL FARM...

5. Vote for us or Farmer Jones will come back...!

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. "Marriage is between a man and a woman

and it is important enough to have a constitutional amendment".

[Sparkly]

10. Oh yes, Republicans will protect you from those lifestyle choices

which undermine the underpinnings of society and could wreck everybody else's marriage by... doing something to the sanctity of their relationships... or something.

[Chili]

9. don't forget:

strongest economy EVER!

EVER!