####### My Friends, This is the official John McCain Drinking Game Thread #######

[4_Legs_Good]

You know the rules

It's the only way to get through this!

:beer:

Edit: If you've got an iron stomach, take another each time he summons up Reagan's spectre.

David

[JTG of the PRB]

1. But... But I love my liver!

I don't want to hurt it!

Oh well...

:beer: :beer: :beer:

[Heather MC]

44. WHAT's with that creepy smile after every bad joke

[JTG of the PRB]

You mean the one drinking the beer in a thread talking about drinking beer?

He's drinking beer. :P

[4_Legs_Good]

57. It's all he knows

that and the thumbs up bit.

pathetic.

David

[ronnykmarshall]

2. What are the rules????

I say change them to donations to Obama.

[4_Legs_Good]

4. Hee hee. Good idea!

I took care of that this morning though. More soon, I hope

In the meantime it's a drink every time McSame says "My Friends"

David

[ronnykmarshall]

8. $5 per .

Five dollars for each "my friends" to Obama.

You keep track and I'll send it.

[4_Legs_Good]

10. Sorry! Political contributions are maxed at at $2,300!

[Arkansas Granny]

27. I don't keep enough liquor in the house to do that.

[Gregorian]

3. What? There's more? Oh noooooooooooooooo.

Two McCains in one night is too much.

[JackBeck]

5. "My friends..." - two fisted shots. n.t

[LonelyLRLiberal]

6. POW and "my friends"?

(Celebrate good times?) Are they nuts! (Why, yes, they are.)

[JackBeck]

7. Lots of white, overbite dancing.

And what's up with the Rethug Texans? Are they more American than the rest of us?

[4_Legs_Good]

9. OMG two things would kill us KILL US

David

[Neshanic]

11. But what are the words? Is there a bonus word?

[4_Legs_Good]

12. It's just "My Friends"

I think anything beyond that would be fatal.

David

[Neshanic]

14. How about a super bonus word? Like gay? That would be a fifth of JD.

[4_Legs_Good]

24. LMAO

perfect.

David

[MadrasT]

13. I'm in.

$5 to Obama for each "my friend"... six pack of Victory Hop Devil Ale to help ease the intense pain.

[4_Legs_Good]

19. Woo hooo!

[MadrasT]

21. I have a 5th of Vodka if it gets really bad... n/t

[Rambis]

15. We only have a case of Smithwicks

IT WON'T BE ENOUGH!

[4_Legs_Good]

17. Prolly not!

Better water it down beforehand.

David

[Ichingcarpenter]

16. Official Prize!! Free just send me your money!!!

[Neshanic]

18. I have two six packs of Rolling Rock. I'm in. I may run out...

[4_Legs_Good]

20. Good luck!

Could use a Rolling Rock chaser...

I'm all tequila, though.

David

[samuraiguppy]

22. I'm in n/t

[4_Legs_Good]

23. Wooo hooo!!!

:toast:

[Jello Biafra]

25. Where's the USA Flag Lapel Pin? n/t

[Greyskye]

30. What a communist!

Sorry, didn't mean to insult communists.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

26. You better add something for every time he's interrupted by chants of "USA! USA! USA!!"

Methinks it's going to be a frequent occurrence.

[4_Legs_Good]

29. Very true.

My God

[bullwinkle428]

28. 9/11 9/11 9/11!!!!!!!!!

[texanwitch]

31. I tried to watch but I can't.

Obama gets my $100.

[4_Legs_Good]

#1

My Friends

[Neshanic]

32. DRINK!

[mohc]

33. There we go

:beer:

[Neshanic]

34. Drink!

[4_Legs_Good]

35. #2 already

[ronnykmarshall]

37. Keep the tally going ....

I'll donate $5 per.

And everyone else should too.

[4_Legs_Good]

45. Will do, and great idea

[MadrasT]

36. DRINK !!! $5 !!! #2!!!

:woohoo:

[mohc]

38. Make it a double

:beer: :beer:

[Neshanic]

39. There were two in there....at least one...

[mohc]

41. Well I had

my friends....my dear friends. I called it a double.

[Neshanic]

42. That's a good call.

[Neshanic]

43. That's a good call.

[MadrasT]

46. I counted it as a double!

:beer: :beer: :woohoo:

[4_Legs_Good]

40. #3 or 3/4

I'm not sure.

David

[PA Democrat]

47. Why is this thread sinking? Too many shots already?

[4_Legs_Good]

48. I'm afraid he's rear loaded the speech

which is gonna be rough in a few minutes...

David

[mohc]

49. They obviously told him to tone it down

Only 4 at this point, and thats including a double. I'm going to have to switch to my Bacardi 151 for this to have any effect.

[4_Legs_Good]

50. Hee hee, smart thinking, but I heard this is going to go on for an hour!

OMG, he's talking about Bill and Sue!

Oooh, I this is crap in an acceptance speech.

David

[mohc]

54. An hour?

With this lack of passion? Everyone will be asleep.

[4_Legs_Good]

55. Yup, it would be a big mistake

He's a terrible speaker.

David

[Neshanic]

53. They did.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

51. My liver is failing!!!!!

agghhh! My liver is failing

[samuraiguppy]

52. my god

I'm already dizzy

[budkin]

56. I'm already shitfaced...

Damn.

[4_Legs_Good]

59. Good for you!! I'm actually a little disappointed

But I'm doing smaller shots than usual.

David

[budkin]

58. I'm already shitfaced...

Damn.

[mohc]

60. A 5th!!

Finally

:beer:

[ronnykmarshall]

63. Keep it going ....

$5 per "My Friends" for Obama.

Get them check books out kids!!!

[lyonn]

61. It seems all his words and phrases are drink worthy

Now I have a vodka and grapefruit, health drink, and just sip constantly. My gawdhe is a driveling jerk.....

[mohc]

And another!

:beer:

[4_Legs_Good]

64. Agreed

Nice about the healthy drink too!

I'm sure agave has critical micronutrients

[4_Legs_Good]

62. #6

Oh dear.

[4_Legs_Good]

65. #7

[Neshanic]

66. Drinypoos!

[Crunchy Frog]

67. Wish I could join you, but my fetuses wouldn't like it.

[4_Legs_Good]

112. Sorry fetuses!

Let your mommy have a couple when you guys are done!

:)

David

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

68. Anybody keeping track? I'm not watching this dreaded sham of a speech.

I have a personal fundraising goal:

$5 for every "my friends"
$6 for every reference to "POW"

I'm going to be one broke-ass bitch! ;)

[JFN1]

69. I'll drink to that

:beer:

[Marsala]

70. This thread could lose us the election.

Too many Democrats dead of alchohol poisoning.

[4_Legs_Good]

72. We should all have gotten an absentee ballot first...

[4_Legs_Good]

71. I *think* there was just #8

Can anyone confirm that?

David

[mohc]

73. I did not catch it

Ill rewind if you can give me context...and there's one right now :beer:

[4_Legs_Good]

76. Let's call that last one #8

as I can't confirm it

[Neshanic]

74. Eight, but I am a lightweight in the drinking departmet.

[4_Legs_Good]

75. Let's call that last one #8 officially

[lyonn]

89. Some must be cheating???

Drunk already? But, hey, just listening to this bravado from this great man could drive you to drinking heavily. He is now on how tuff, tough, ruff, hero, selfless, others first then me type talk, stomach roll time......

[raventattoo]

77. Got my Cosmo!

My Cosmo sitting beside me on the coffee table. I swear I am trying to listen, but I hear like 3 words and then all I hear is blahblahblahblah. My mind is just shutting his BORING, LYING monotonous voice off. It will not allow it in.

Except...

is it me or is he saying "WARshington".

As in WARshington with Iran.

Or as Margaret Cho amused me with "Hi, I'm Gwen, and I'm her to WARSH(ington) your vagina."

[Neshanic]

78. NINERS!

[4_Legs_Good]

79. #9 imperfect servant

[Serial Mom]

80. how many times has he said "my friends" ARGGGGGGG! n/t

[4_Legs_Good]

83. We're at #9 at least by now

[dchill]

81. This guy is a viscous zombie.

Viscous.

[4_Legs_Good]

82. #9 imperfect servant

[Greyskye]

84. Damn - haven't you guys passed out yet?

:shrug:

[4_Legs_Good]

86. Getting close now.

Criminy

[raventattoo]

87. On the verge....

of passing out.

Pass the crack pipe please...

[mohc]

85. Does that count?

[4_Legs_Good]

88. Missed it! What'd he say?

[mohc]

90. He said

my friend in the next cell

[4_Legs_Good]

92. LOL, That's up to you!

[MadrasT]

91. WTF does any of this have to do with why

anyone should consider you to be POTUS???? :banghead:

History has "annointed me?" :wtf: is this asshole thinking??? :banghead:

[4_Legs_Good]

Cuz he's an @sshole

disgusting

[mohc]

93. #10

:beer:

[MadrasT]

94. That was #10!!!

:beer: $5

[4_Legs_Good]

95. #10 Feed a hungry child

but DON'T FUCKING BE A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER!!#@

[Neshanic]

96. That's a10.

[MadrasT]

97. The "Mavrick"!!!! handmade sign

:rofl:

[mohc]

98. Only 10?

I am so disappointed.

[4_Legs_Good]

99. Yeah, that was pretty weak. He won't even deliver on Drinking Games

He's in no shape to be President!

[Neshanic]

100. Official tally?

[4_Legs_Good]

101. Official tally was only 10 (TEN), but could be up to 12

depending if yo ucount "my friend" and maybe one other one I missed.

Oh dear.

That's 10 drinks and $50 donation which I'll be making once the hangover ends.

David

[dana_b]

102. It's OVER!!!!!

Thanks to whatever higher power or spiritual force that you believe in!:toast:

[4_Legs_Good]

103. THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!!!

You know it's important to listen to these thigns to be be informed. I couldn'ta done it without this contenst

Thamks!!!

Dude, it's kicking in...

david

Gawd, I fucking hate these people.

[mohc]

105. Thanks to you too!

I started out with beer and did not switch over to shots until too late, so no hangover for me. But I know I would not be paying nearly this much attention with wanting to catch every word. I am out for the night.

[Neshanic]

104. I forgot wher I put the Dorritos. Maybe under the dog.

[4_Legs_Good]

111. You better check before you pass out

Theyd go bad if they stayed there all night!

Thanks for joining in!

A really good night.

[ronnykmarshall]

106. What's the total?

[4_Legs_Good]

109. 10, that's 10 drinks and $50, which I'm going to try to donate right now

through the DU channel.

If I can see clearly enough to type in my CC number.

Thanks for the inspiration to donate.

Danmn. ho many typso???

David

[ronnykmarshall]

107. What's the total?

[DS1]

108. After you're all liquored up, DONATE

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=6937880&mesg_id=6937880

[4_Legs_Good]

110. Done and done

$50 more

And, I gotta admit, the best drunk I've felt in a long time.

David

[samuraiguppy]

113. I got so drunk tonight

I puked. But the speeches made me sick at my stomach too...