What will be the RNC surprise?

[Behind the Aegis]

Poll question: What will be the RNC surprise?

I was just curious what others are thinking may be a "surprise" at the RNC. If nothing on the list works for you, tell me what you think will happen! :)

This is my first poll, so I hope I am doing it right and that I provided enough options! :)

Brightest Blessings!

[swag]

1. Lynndie, knocked up and milky!

[Behind the Aegis]

2. ewwwwww

That is gross! But it did make me laugh!!! :)

Brightest Blessings!

[swag]

4. Glad you got a laugh

That "knocked up and milky" phrase is from my buddy shamus who used to edit web porno sites. Apparently "knocked up and milky" is the stock phrase everyone is quite tired of.

Me, I'm just beginning to break that phrase in. It usually is a room-clearer.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, Dubya, and the GropenFuhrer

suspended by wires and dressed as angels will fly over the audience and onto the stage, while realistic models of the burning twin towers come crashing down around them.

[Behind the Aegis]

5. shameful self-kick

boot to the head

[LimpDickCheney]

6. Something else

They will lower the threat level to Green and tell everyone to tuck the duct tape and plastic sheeting away in their bomb shelter for the week of the election.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Dick Cheney will unzip his skin

and reveal that he is one of those lizardy aliens from the old TV miniseries, "V."

[Swamp Rat]

16. Don't vote for Bush! He's an alien lizard!

[discopants]

8. perhaps...

...Ahmad Chalabi seated between Pickles and Babs during *'s acceptance speech?

[discopants]

9. or...

...John O'Neill seated between the delightfully perky Bush Twins?

[LibDemAlways]

10. On the last night, immediately

following the chimp's speech when all the headliners appear together on stage, a glass coffin containing the preserved remains of Ronald Reagan will be reverently carried out and plunked down in a place of honor. A huge banner will be unfurled reading "W will win this one for the Gipper," and the faithful will go berserk.

The convention will end on a solemn note, however, when a man dressed as God would be in an elementary Sunday school play descends from the rafters on a cable to offer the concluding prayer declaring Bush and Cheney "My Chosen Ones" and concludes with a stirring solo of "I Bless America" while the delegates openly weep and the whores declare the election over.

[Lenape85]

11. Or Osama will be trotted out

nt

[gauguin57]

12. Liddy Dole's massive, massive facelift

will split open, revealing that which the portrait in the attic has been absorbing for several decades.

(Did you see her being interviewed this evening? She's trying to look like a 19-year-old! She must have a knot of skin at the back of her head the size of a grapefruit!)

[LibDemAlways]

13. Wealthy people in general have too much

discretionary income and way too much time on their hands. There is nothing quite as frightening as a facelift gone wrong. Ask Wayne Newton, Joan Rivers, or Marlo Thomas, too.

[DemWitch]

14. During Shrubya's acceptance speech

A giant curtain will be opened along side the stage where Karl Rove will be furiously working controls... Cheney will rise from his chair yelling at the top of his lungs... "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"... A house will fall on Babs Bush... and at the end, Hillary Clinton will appear in a bubble touching all the Democrats protesting outside saying "fear not for it's only been a dream, wake up and go cast your vote for Al Gore now, and uhmmm, keep an eye on Florida"

[Behind the Aegis]

15. you forgot one thing....

All the winged monkeys, CNN, MSNBC (et al), will start dancing and saying they are free!!

Brightest Blessings!