Oh, lordy! And you all thought CNN polls were bad!

[Warpy]

Check this little horror out! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/

Did Rudy Giuliani's speech reassure you or move you to support the Bush/Cheney ticket?

Notice there's no selection for "NO!"

[jefferson_dem]

1. WOW. Talk about non exhaustive response options

:nuke:

[Stuckinthebush]

2. *head banging on keyboard*

Oy!

[Guaranteed]

3. Unbelievable.

Just don't vote. And don't visit their site today.

[BootinUp]

4. What the F!

:crazy:

I don't know how much of this I can take.

[soupkitchen]

5. Are you going to vote for Bush or Cheney?

How about sick to your stomach, as an option in the poll?

[Connie_Corleone]

6. WTF??

I'm about to give up on the press. The bias is just too much for me, especially after last night's bias. Are the Democrats still alive or are they in a week-long coma? I'm not seeing them on the cable news shows.

[lectrobyte]

7. it's all part of the vast liberal media conspiracy <snicker>

[napi21]

8. Well, this is the 1st poll I haven't voted in for a LONG time!

There's no way I can even parse this one to mean anything else but some kind of shrub support.

[Jack Rabbit]

9. I thought Cokie Roberts was at ABC

"Are we safer (under Bush) or really safer?"

[BootinUp]

13. Hey you just channeled Cokie

I have heard her say shit like that before.

[billybob537]

10. Where's the box for

these worthless scum dig up the victims of 9/11 in a shameless display of corpses for BUSH*

EDIT: Is this over the top?

[The Traveler]

11. Presidente for Life???

Reminds me of ballots in certain countries where the President is the only name on the ballot ... sorta like, well, Iraq ...

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it probably is a fucking duck. This is getting real heavy, people. The media are definitely on board to support the next selection.

[liveoaktx]

12. WRITE THEM.

[lpbk2713]

14. "Are you still beating your wife?"

o Yes
o No


There's absolutely no difference.

[joanne]

17. CNN Headline: * lauded as "bold, decisive"

Yep, it sure was bold of him to sit and read My Pet Goat while the country was under attack.

And decisive too. After all he needed some time to "gather his thoughts"

:mad:

[ArkDem]

15. Online polls are totally meaningless. Why even look.

[LiberalBushFan]

16. Do you approve of our President?

Yes, I do approve.
No, I worship him.

in other news:
Aren't you glad Iraq is a democracy now, like us?
Yes.
Yes, now they have more choices, like we do.


P.S. On second thought, maybe it's better that the poll stays there. It's pretty revealing.