Dick is really phoning it in tonite, ain't he?

[MrScorpio]

What a fucking zomboid!!

[camby]

1. How many SWING voters are being swayed by this

SNOOZ-A-THON???

[MrScorpio]

4. There's a joke about swinging dicks in there...

But I'm too bored out of my skull to give a fuck about it

[slor]

2. It is almost a challenge to people...

to attack the country. I really believe they want us to be attacked!

[jefferson_dem]

3. Yep...LIMP DICK in full effect!

[rumguy]

5. Yeah man he's sucking big time

This is the worst speech I've ever seen him give.

[delete_bush]

6. How can Edwards even prepare

for a debate with this guy? John is so animated, it would have to be frustrating as hell to get down to his level.

[dennis4868]

7. i dont need my sleeping pills tonight.....

all I have to do is listen to Captain Fuck Off for a few minutes and ten I am in La La Land!

[David Dunham]

8. Cheney was actually effective 4 years ago.

[MrBenchley]

9. Well, if he had any energy to start with

waiting back stage and thinking about how Zell's speech is going to play over the news tomorrow would have killed it...

[MrScorpio]

10. Pardon me, but isn't that a Sears Die Hard Battery

and some jumper cables in the corner?

Somebody needs a boost

[iwantmycountryback]

11. Presidents can be wrong with consequences

Well yeah we've experienced that for 4 years.

[MrScorpio]

12. Bush kindness.... Yeah, I see that

Tell that to Karla Faye Tucker, who's lies rotting in her grave

[linazelle]

13. Did the doctah tell him he'd trigger a heart attack if he raises his voice

???

He sure fucking acts like it.

He seems afraid to display any emotion and incapable of displaying any other emotion than disdain through his signature sneer.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

15. That is because the real Cheney died in 2001. Cheneyvac 1.3 is

unable to display any emotion. They are sho 'nuf working on it, though.

[riverwalker]

14. I don't know which was worse...

Cheney's speech or watching the repugs in cowboy hats dancing to Sam & Daves "Soul Man" by doing the twist and two step. :crazy: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

[Philostopher]

16. It's all those beta blockers they shot him full of

to keep his heart from exploding. They can cause a flattening of affect. If he gets too excited ... pfft!