Things I've learned from the GOP convention

[Sandpiper]

1) If you think the economy is bad, you're a girlie man.

2) John Kerry wants to fight terrorists with spit balls.

3) Turncoat Democrats go apeshit when you remind them that they're turncoats.


Truly, this is the Party with the greater vision for America. *snarf*

[underpants]

1. Anger=hope

Something like that.

[Catfight]

2. My turn:

1) Because they have no plan, YELL AND SCREAM ABOUT THE OPPONENT, by calling him names.

2) Make fun of VETS who are wounded or have been wounded.

3)Stand behind a lectern with a cross on it preaching hate and casting aspersions of your fellow man.

4)That to be a Republican, you cannot have diversity, must be White, FAT, and Rich.