New, improved poll, Bush now 112 %, Kerry 4%, Nader 3%

[Bluebear]

In a related story, Clara Barton, Madame Curie, Edison, Ghandi and Jesus all endorse Bush through a seance at Miss Corinne's Bait Shop and Psychic Readings Shoppe of Yazoo, Mississippi.


Brethren and sistren, PLEASE don't let it get ya. I worry far more about dirty tricks at the November 2 polls and the next Code Orange that Tom ("This time we really, really, REALLY mean it!") Ridge is cooking up than any phony "poll" numbers.

[Search Party]

1. omg

we're fucked

<sarcasm off>

[maine_raptor]

2. I understand that during that seance

Harry Houdini refused to be pinned down. And that Babe Ruth was strongly leaning towards Kerry, but wanted to wait until the debate.

On the good side Abe Lincoln did say he liked John Kerry's hair.

[dennis4868]

3. NEGATIVE ADS REALLY DO WORK

[Lefta Dissenter]

4. HA,

your thread title gave me a good laugh. :D

OK, everyone has to read this now
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/index.php?id=153 which I'm sure has been posted already, but this is just a little reminder to read it!!!

September 3rd, 2004 12:28 am
Why Democrats shouldn't be scared - By Michael Moore


By Michael Moore / USA Today

NEW YORK — If I've heard it once, I've heard it a hundred times from discouraged Democrats and liberals as the Republican convention here wrapped up this week. Their shoulders hunched, their eyes at a droop, they lower their voice to a whisper hoping that if they don't say it too loud it may not come true: "I...I...I think Bush is going to win."

Clearly, they're watching too much TV. Too much of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Zell Miller, Dick Cheney and Rudy Giuliani. Too much of swift boat veterans and Fox News commentators.

much more...

[Walt Starr]

5. OH SHIT, The Rove/Murdoch poll was just announced

Bush is at 157%, Kerry is at -42%!!!!

BUSH HAS A FUCKING 199 POINT LEAD!!!

WE'RE DOOMED!!!! DOOMED I SAY!!!!!!

[liberal N proud]

6. Damn, We knew it had to happen.

[tandot]

7. Oh no...we have lost...I think Kerry should just quit

:crazy:

[AngryAmish]

8. Fox has Ditka by 3000%

That is full size Ditka. Mini Ditka is only up by 700%

[arbusto_baboso]

9. In a related story: Elvis slated to provide Bush's inaugural entertainment

[PA Democrat]

10. Hey with the Diebold voting machines, it's probably possible

:shrug:

[AgadorSparticus]

11. wait. blitzer s'pose to come out with another poll widening the gap:

it'll be bush 250% kerry 2% and nader 75%