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So Mary Cheney not only didn't appear on stage tonight after the president spoke, even though her entire family DID appear, but according to the New York Times SHE WASN'T EVEN SITTING IN HER FATHER'S BOX DURING BUSH'S SPEECH. Presumably, that means Mary didn't even attend Bush's speech at all.
It's possible Mary's in a hospital bed somewhere suffering from some tropical disease, and that's why she couldn't make it to the president's BIG address, but then we'd probably have heard about it by now. More plausibly, knowing Mary, at least knowing how her friends have described her, her very hot little temper probably got all pissed off that the press has been incessantly asking why she attended her father's speech last night with her lover but then REFUSED to go on stage with her family after dad's speech. Mary's response to such questions? To give a big "fuck you" to America by not attending at all tonight. That way she doesn't have to decide whether or not to go on stage, nor does she need to decide whether to bring her lover with her or hide her in the nose-bleed seats. If you're not in the audience, you don't need to decide.
Of course, what Mary fails to realize is that it begs even more questions now that the vice president's lesbian daughter, who also happens to be running his vice presidential election campaign, doesn't even deign to show up for the president's BIG speech. That's just bizarre. It's the kind of thing that would get you fired if you weren't the VP's kid. The only reason Mary didn't show is because Mary's a dyke and the GOP hates dykes. Rather than stand proudly with her father, alongside the bigoted presidential candidate she's working hard to re-elect, she goes into hiding, afraid to face to the consequences of her own increasingly bad choices.
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