We must repeat: Cheney wants us all to sell shit on eBay for a living

[swag]

[Infomaniac]

1. I'd like to sell him on Ebay.

Do you think anybody would buy Cheney? Maybe his pals at Hallibacon?

[swag]

2. I might buy him if he had eaten nothing but acorns all of his life

and if I could find a Spaniard who could cure him up real nice.

[Infomaniac]

3. Lol

And ya'd serve him up with a nice Chianti, right?

[lefador]

16. Hell no!

Spanish food is much to good for Chianti, either a real Rioja or Bourdeaux.... none of that Italian grape juice :) (Just Kidding!)

But then again, it is Cheney we are talking about... so maybe industrial solvent maybe needed to wash him down. UGh...

[lefador]

15. Jamon!

I worship Jamon Serrano, and I am afraid Cheney would not make a good cured ham. He is too old, thus the meat is bound to be leathery and tough.

I'll pass... plus the amount of diseases in his blood, ugh! Cheney has to be some sort of biohazard.

[democrank]

4. Come on, folks....

just accept his warm, genuine compassionate conservatism.

[swag]

5. and while you're at it, START AN AUCTION!

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[MissB]

7. And flipping burgers at McDonalds = manufacturing jobs.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

[Catherine Vincent]

8. That Cheney is such a laugh!

Never thought I'd say that. Btw, when did he say this? Maybe he wanted to say something idiotic to offset his comment about voting Kerry will get you a terrorist attack?

[RevCheesehead]

12. No, Voting Kerry will give Dick a heart attack.

[MissB]

13. He said it today (link)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20040909/ap_on_el_pr/cheney_ebay

[NYC Liberal]

9. "Cheney wants us all to sell shit"

But why would anyone want to buy Bush's brain?

[cornfedyank]

10. a national garage sale to pay down the debt

but if we buy from each other aren't we just trading junk?

[bambo53]

11. Amazing, but true

You know, when I think back on the damned fool things this administration has said and done in the last few years, I'm speechless & dumbfounded. Where to begin...

Remember the near war with China right out of the box? Remember Sharon coming to Washington and returning to Israel and all hell breaking loose? From day one this admin. has been trying to start a war, and pissing off everyone in the entire world, and they have absolutely have no shame about it.

I was watching CNN the day the twin towers went down, and somehow, I wasn't the least bit surprised. Being a news junkie I just knew someone was gonna be really pissed and or scared enough to do something really bad.

[Shopaholic]

14. See, this kind of shit is why we need a coordinated Democratic

effort where all of the surrogates and all of our talking heads could repeat this over and over again and expose the repugs for what they really are. Yeah, I know, it's a dream. We all know that the words coordinated effort and Democrats do not go in the same sentence together! Ah, but if it were so. . . just imagine what we could accomplish. This is how the repugs defeat us time and time again despite the superiority of our message and our vision--they are able to take one tiny nothing (usually false at that) and drum beat it into something gigantic.

[swag]

17. I've started to look around the house for shit I could sell on eBay

in case Dick Cheney gets elected. I guess it's not lookin' too good. But there will sure be a lot of shit to buy on eBay, won't there? Lots of shit to buy on eBay if Cheney gets in again.

[stevedeshazer]

18. It's the BBBE

Bush Beanie Baby Economy

[swag]

19. Yeah, it's the "Ownership Society"

We can all own a Beanie Baby.

If we can sell enough ratty grandma mink stoles and kitschy trucker belt buckles to afford a Beanie Baby.

[teryang]

20. It's the old Horatio Alger bullshit in a stratified class society

Yeah, someday you'll become Sam Walton. (snicker)

Remember starting wars, cheating during elections, trafficking in dope and weapons, and torturing prisoners is more efficacious.