Letter from George W. Bush to Dan Rather

[catbert836]

Dear Mr. Rather,
I would like to say thank you for your totally objective reporting for CBS over the past years. I still vaguely remember you reporting after that SOB "President" Kennedy got his just reward for threatening the future of my party and my Daddy's friends at the CIA. I also remember when the totally false allegations of Iran-Contra (or if they weren't false, President Reagan was doing what he did best, protecting the United States from a entirely possible dangerous outcropping of communism in one of those countries with the little brown ones). What did you, Dan? You chewed out my very own Daddy in front of a national audience for 15 minutes. I, personally, have never gotten over that spectacle.
So, Dan, I am writing to tell you congratulations on finding false documents from that bitch commander Killian that I did not, in fact, fulfill my duty to my country in the seventies. Congratulations, you worthless pig. I hope you roast in hell with Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman and any other Democratic politician who is not named Zell. I would also like to advise you to keep your clap-trap shut about me and my totally honorable, distinguished service to the Grand Ol' USA. Remember when my Daddy's friends beat you up while asking you what the frequency, Kenneth? I promise that that was just a sneak preview should you continue to persist on this issue.
Yours in Christ,
President George W. Bush

[jimshoes]

1. I'm surprised he let this out so publicly

He should really be more careful, no?

[arcos]

2. I think this is from somewhere like The Onion... n/t

[catbert836]

5. Believe it or not, I just wrote it off the top of my head.

[catbert836]

4. You're right

I should send this to whitehouse.org.

[Name removed]

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[A_Possum]

6. is this the best you guys can do?

kinda mad at ol' Dan are ya? :evilgrin:

[zbdent]

9. Naw, the reply is -

Mr. pResident, you're f'ed.

[cheshire]

7. Has to be fake spelling is correct. Other wise...oh wait Condi typed it.

[jimshoes]

8. Could be a forgery

can't be too careful.