Are you all BLIND??? "Mrs. Knox" is a forgery!!!! It's plain as day!!!!

[Karmadillo]

Rove wins again!!! Damn it!!! We are so DOOMED.

Did you listen to how she spoke? Very calm, very measured. Her words emerged in an obviously proportional manner. And that's where the entire house of cards collapses. There's no way a human being born sometime around 1920 could produce that kind of speech. It's impossible. Proportionate speech wasn't available until well into the 1980s. Thus, it's obvious that Rove has somehow snookered CBS again. This "Mrs. Knox" is nothing but a Generation Xer in drag.

When the awful truth breaks as it must, Dan Rather will be absolutely dismembered by the competition. The impact of those bloody chunks of flesh will form a tidal wave in a salty sea of tears sobbed by the oh so gullible Kerry apologists, and George W Bush will surf that sad sorrowful wave to a second term in the White House. And we have only ourselves to blame. Woe! Woe! Woe!

[mbali]

1. LOL!

That's really funny!

[yardwork]

2. A freeper just posted that the military didn't do drug-testing until 1981

They gay-ran-tee-ed it.

[Journeyman]

7. We had surprise dorm inspections, with dogs and locked doors. . .

and people were randomly pulled in for blood tests on a moments notice -- you had to leave work and go directly to the clinic, sometimes with an escort -- and all this took place in Minot, North Dakota, on a US Air Force Strategic Air Command Base, in 1974.

[NEDem]

3. ROFL!

[ruggerson]

4. HAHAHAHA

[Journeyman]

5. She had a super script, too. . .

and delivered it quite well. Too well, in fact. . .

[dogtag]

6. Wait until Miss Knox pulls off

her rubber mask and reveals herself to be KARL ROVE. In a Mrs.

Doubtfire moment the heroic Mr. Rove exposes Dan Rather to be a

liar. Shrub is re selected, Rove wins an Oscar, Pickles gets the

dress and the Douchebag for Liberty takes over the CBS Evening News.