Don't report this story! Look over here! Birthers! Cops! Shit, Michael Jackson!

[zulchzulu]

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U.S. Stocks Rise, Giving Dow Biggest Two-Week Gain Since 2000

U.S. stocks rose, completing the Dow Jones Industrial Average’s best two-week rally since 2000, as energy producers climbed on a gain in oil and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke said the central bank is “winding down” emergency measures established to end the financial crisis.

Exxon Mobil Corp. and ConocoPhillips advanced as oil and natural gas prices extended their weekly gain. Chubb Corp. jumped 6.5 percent, leading insurers higher, after raising its 2009 forecast. Microsoft Corp. and Amazon.com Inc. retreated more than 7 percent after quarterly results missed estimates, breaking the Nasdaq Composite Index’s 12-day winning streak that was the longest since 1992.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ai1PUDORj5Vk

[Chipper Chat]

1. I'd better hear this coming from Lou Dobbs' mouth on Monday.

Or I might think he's a Birfer, an Obama-hater, or a Xenophobic.....oh, wait....

[zulchzulu]

3. Dobbs would probably overrule his news director and not report the story

The man is a wuss.

[dgibby]

2. CNN was reporting about this yesterday. n/t.

[alsame]

4. Oh please, didn't you

get the memo? :sarcasm:


Today is devoted to Sarah Palin as she attends farewell parties and picnics all over Alaska. NBC has even sent Nora O'Donnell up there to cover events live (really).

[jwirr]

5. And when you are done take a drink to celebrate and go to read

what Robert Reich says in his column. Manipulation is a bitch.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

6. Smoke and mirrors and greasy palms,

the collusion doesn't get me too "pumped-up".

[flyarm]

7. yawn.ya think the big boys want to co-erse the "little people" back into the market

so they can cash out??????

you betcha!!

[OwnedByFerrets]

8. BINGO!! Anytime stocks rise, the little person is getting

screwed over.

[zulchzulu]

9. If stocks rise, my 401k gets some of its money back...

So in fact the little person (if they invest in their future like they should) DON'T get screwed over...

[flyarm]

10. and when the big boys cash out..how is your 401k gonna look?

these are short spikes .meant for the big guns to cash out!
I know this why..many of those big guys are my neighbors!

But you keep up that hopium!!..You make them richer and richer!!..and they are enjoying their beach homes and yachts alot this summer!!..the martini's are flowing ..all flavors as well!!

[zulchzulu]

12. If my stocks in my 401k go up, I'm a happy camper

I don't give a shit about people who hate capitalism. Grow up.

[Number23]

11. Great news!

:thumbsup: