Caption the Chimp

[Sparkly]

"Are you sure? I could have sworn you said 'yes by all means, attack Iraq.'"

[Kierkegaard]

1. Ooh Ooh Ooh?

Say, is that a banana?

[cheshire]

2. The questions just keep getting harder. What's my name? UM uh I oh um Uh

Why are there more pics of this turd than Kerry on DU? I am getting sick to my stomache.

[TA]

3. You say Karl and Laura are doing WHAT?

[Daisey Mae]

4. I like your caption.... very funny

[Nimrod]

5. "Democracy. D-I-M-O-K-R-A-S-Y. Democracy".

"Could I hear it in a sentence please?"

[jefferson_dem]

6. A classic Chimp-posture. NO human words will effectively capture it.

[ncteechur]

7. "Some people say I'm a dickhead. I am! I am a dickhead!"

[zulchzulu]

8. Wow...a Sudanese ferret just climbed up my butt

These UN people and their crazy pets....

[Arkana]

9. "Oh really? Well I thinks yer an idjit."

[Bluebear]

10. Is this some exhibit at Madame Tussaud's?

The wax color they used gives the piece a very weird, unnatural look.

[cheshire]

11. I heard somebody say the UN was like a wax museum today. LOL

[crickets]

12. Would you like fries with that?

.

[JohnnyCougar]

13. "Y'all hate freedom....and LOVE terrrrurr."

[Warren DeMontague]

14. "I'm not going to respond to you, if you keep calling me

... a fussy little man"

[guitar man]

15. Dateline: Washington DC

Today, the *President held a press conference, discussing among other things, the modest bounce he got in the polls as a result of the nationally televised beating of a brown-skinned Muslim child by the *President during prime time last night.

"I decided it isn't enough to send some hand-picked bigots to do these kinds of things at Abu Ghraib halfway around the world. I figured we needed to bring the *War on Terra* to the homefront, and I decided to get personally involved, so I beat that kid half to death on TV last night to show our resolve."

<reporter> We interviewed a cross-section of voters around the country to get some reaction from "likely voters" First, Jeff is a liberal Democrat from Flint, MI.

<Jeff> "This is an outrage! How can we stand by and..//<cut> OK, Jeff, from Flint, thanks.

<reporter> Next we have Mark, who is an "undecided" voter from Omaha. "Tell us Mark, did the *President's actions help you make up your mind who to vote for?

<Mark> "Well, beating that child was a horrible thing, BUT, I keep hearing how Kerry is a *flip flopper*, so geez, I still don't know....."

<reporter> Lastly, we go to sister Bertha Lou Better Than You, outside the First Self Righteous Church in Pascagoula.

<Bertha> "Well, you know, beating that child MIGHT have been wrong, but at least he's doing SOMETHING about terrorism, even if it is wrong. What did Clinton do about it? Nothing! And that Lewinsky affair is just unforgiveable I tell you. I'll be voting for *Bush, no doubt."

<reporter> "There you have it, the *President's latest action in the *War on Terra*. This has been a Faux News special report. We now return to our regular programming, we'll be joining "Blame the Clenis" in progress......

[guitar man]

16. !

:kick:

[JSJ]

17. another prick

"as i speak before the member nations of the un, that sound you may be hearing is my penis pump"

[ComerPerro]

18. "Wait,didn't you all sign your loyalty oaths?"