What's your debate fantasy for September 30th? Just for fun.

[PlanetBev]

Six foot four John Kerry walks across the room, and, looking very Lincolnesque, firmly shakes hands with the obviously shorter Bush.

Bush, looking very insecure, tries to make himself look taller, to no avail. Even the elevator shoes the Karen ordered for him just don't work.

Kerry's deep rich voice resonates through the room. Bush stammers, stutters and confuses Osama with Sadaam. Beads of sweat break out on his brow. He looks like he is facing an oncoming train.

Anybody care to add their two cents?

[Richard D]

1. This would work for me.

b*sh's earplug goes on the fritz, leaving him to answer the questions all by himself.

[JuniperLea]

9. rotflmfao!!

priceless...

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

2. Bush begins to laugh uncontrollably

with that weird laugh of his (hee hee hee wheeze hee hee hee wheeze) and he is asked to explaing the OB/GYN woman-loving thing...

[Wickerman]

3. The media doesn't spin Bush's performance like 2000

[WI_DEM]

4. I hope there is a moment like President Ford had in '76

when Ford said, "There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe and there never will be under a Ford administration."

The press caught on to that right away and the momentum Ford had stalled.

or Bush is caught on camera admiring Kerry's ass.

[maine_raptor]

5. My fantasy for Bush....3 words

"nervous projectile vomit" live and in living color

:puke:

[JuniperLea]

6. hehehe! pure evil!!

dubya gets bombarded with tough question after real question after unexpected question and proceeds to show his real colors... screams, swears and stomps off stage:)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. Bush does his macho cocky strut out to the podium, eyes straight ahead

trips and does a header into it, knocking himself unconscious on national television.

[mbee]

8. Bush stares into space for 7 minutes trying to come up with an answer

as to what in hell he has been doing for 4 years besides being on vacation both mentally and physically!

[DeaconBlues]

10. The moderators actually ask Bush some tough questions and he

wets himself under the pressure.

Of course, the next day the media whores would probably be harping on how the press is unfair to poor Georgie and that his lack of bladder control just shows his humanity.

[cheshire]

11. That sounds like your not asking for to much which is good. I just want

20 subtle things, looking at watch, noise of camera, stumbles, misquotes, and that lazy leaning on podium he does,smirks when he says deaths. Oh yeah and I want Kerry to pat him on the head at the end. And I hope they serve pretzels.

[dogtag]

12. He is asked to define the meaning of Indian

sovereignty and what it means in 21st century America. He did such a grand job of it earlier this summer.........

[kwolf68]

17. Haha

Wonder if he'd still eff it up?

That was about the most assinine thing Ive ever heard a politician say. The idiot doesn't know what sovereignty means and he's our freaking President.

Holy cow...

Since Kerry can't ask Dimson any questions I am sure the questions will be really engaging. :rolleyes:

[dogtag]

21. Better yet,

if they asked the sovereignty question and Bushkin wasn't going to fall for it again...and he does the "fool me once" thingy. That would be just as entertaining if not more.

[buycitgo]

13. Earpiece malfunction.....hugh RF energy surge causes

Scanners moment

[WI_DEM]

20. they are feeding him this line

I want to say Dick Cheney...

but with the malfuntions it comes out, "I want...Dick"

[The Chronicler]

14. Bush trips and falls while walking over to shake Kerry's hand.

[WI_DEM]

15. Calling Chevy Chase!

That would be a hoot. Then Bush would jump up and say, "I was only funnin."

[The Chronicler]

16. Cable news wouldn't even mention it <nm>

[lutherj]

18. Bush answers every question by speaking in tongues, with a manic wild-eyed

look on his face. The moderators pretend not to notice and continue with the questions and follow-ups. Kerry, growing concerned, suggests that the debate be postponed. The moderators ask why.

[MsUnderstood]

19. What I wish for

Is that Bush will start off with his smarmy cliches and Kerry will counter every single one of them with questions:

Bush: The Iraqis are a free people, we gave them democracy
Kerry: Then why haven't the elections in Iraq been held?

Bush: The Iraq war is going well
Kerry: Then why have more soldiers died after you declared Mission Accomplished

Bush: You are a flip flopper
Kerry: Didn't you say you would capture Osama then say "I don't care where he is?"

Bush: You are a meanie weanie
Kerry: I didn't fail to pursecute the people under me who outed a CIA agent or who abused Iraqi citizens, who is the meanie weanie now?