A Moron's Guide to Voting for Bush

[JPZenger]

This is from a San Francisco columnist. I didn't get the person's name:

"If, on the other hand, you're one of the gelatinous masses voting for Bush because you actually believe:

1) Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, OMG!

2) Saddam Hussein was buddies with Osama bin Laden and engineered the Sept. 11 attacks, OMG!

3) George W. Bush will get big government off our backs, starting with the Patriot Act!

4) I vote the way my husband/dad/hamster tells me to!

5) Britney iz 4 Bush and Britney iz rilly smart!!!

6) Things are good in Iraq! Fox News says so!

7) The economy is great! The president says so!

8.) If Kerry wins, we're all gonna DIE!!! The vice president said so!

Congratulations! You are a moron. Please stay home on Nov. 2. People who vote their beliefs, however unfortunate, are exercising their rights as citizens. People whose votes spring from ignorance are abusing those rights. Do the republic a favor and avoid anything resembling a ballot."

[Guaranteed]

1. LOL if I had a decent email list, I'd send that around. nt

[cheshire]

3. Ditto, I don't talk to the dark side. The one pub I know is to poor. LOL

[Braunschweiger Bone]

2. that's hilarious!

ROTFLMAO...

[teach1st]

4. Link

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2004/09/26/PKGIJ7PEQS1.DTL