Only rhetorical questions can be asked between candidates in debate

[feistydem]

Whaaaaa?

Karen Tumulty just reported on Keith Olberman that the candidates can only ask each other rhetorical questions. Aren't those just questions asked without expecting an answer?

Okay DUers, help Kerry come up with some good rhetorical questions for Two-faced *.

I'll kick it off...

How many Bushes does it take to steal a presidency?

[Lancer]

1. Exactly how many

ways can you pronounce "Abu Ghraib"?

-- If you took Kim Son Il and spun him around a few times, would you disorient him?

-- Yes, your administration will do two terms. One in office, the other in jail.

[demwing]

2. Can A President that can't say "Nuclear" or "Terror"

Be trusted to avoid the terrors of a nuclear war?