Predict the Headline in your newspaper tomorrow morning

[WI_DEM]

Maybe I'm being overly optimistic but here's mine (with the subheadline)

KERRY BODY SLAMS BUSH
post debate poll shows clear Kerry win

[Beetwasher]

1. LOL! Overly Optimistic?

I'd say that's bordering on delusionally optimistic! ;-)

Not in a million years would you ever see that headline. At best it will be declared a draw unless Bush passes out drunk.

I expect something like "First Debate Leaves More Questions than Answers" or some such drivel.

[Career Prole]

2. Bush Chokes On Own Bile

Vomit On GOP Timing Lights Starts Blaze

[dubyaD40web]

3. George W. Bush deficated on stage......

when asked about his Saudi connections.

[rock]

11. conceded as the point that he won the debate.

[displacedtexan]

4. Kerry Calls Bush "6th Grade Mind In A Post-Graduate World!"

Smart matters, damn it!

[simpsonsbuff]

22. I hope

KERRY COMES OUT THE BIG WINNER
but it will probably be:
KERRY AND BUSH DRAW

[BlueNomad]

5. Hmmm

Bush Wets Pants; Shorts Electrical System Self-Electrocuting

[clydefrand]

9. I wish!

[SaveElmer]

6. Guaranteed Headline somewhere

"Neither Candidate scores Knockout Punch"

This will be spun as good for Bush because Kerry is allegedly behind

Bank it!!

[Hobarticus]

7. Bush's Head Splits Open, Malevolent Alien Reveals Self

[bif]

8. Detroit News: Bush Shows Why He's Boss

Show leadership in debate with Kerry

[Clinton Crusader]

10. Knowing the MSM??

Kerry Survives, * More Presidential in first debate
:puke:
:kick:

[Langis]

12. Az Republic: Kerry makes Bush cry

One can dream

[Lefty48197]

13. Kerry fails to derail Bush juggernaut

Of course, that's just a guess...

[alilenas]

14. In my local newspaper????

BUSH SCORES DECISIVE WIN
Kerry should withdraw

Of course, I live in a red state and little of the news we hear bears any resemblance to reality.

[DakotaDemocrat]

15. Electricity comes to town,

cable companies look to invest in state.


We're that far behind, folks.

[jmowreader]

You mean TELEGRAPH cable, right?

[Steely_Dan]

49. LOLOLOLOL

I'm laughing my ass off!!!!

-P

[freesqueeze]

16. Dallas Republican News ...

Will say something like

"Bush Makes Case: Kerry Responsible For Iraq Casualties"

I feel that the GOPeople have been working up to this for some time.

Keep in mind that this paper campaigned hard for Bush in '00 and they have not endorsed a Dem for Pres in 70 years.

Fox News has got nothing on these folks.

[Clinton Crusader]

23. LMAO!

"Bush Makes Case: Kerry Responsible For Iraq Casualties"


* /CIA Documents Finally Reveal Kerry/Clinton Responsible for 9/11, Titanic, the Hindenburg and both Kennedy Assassinations

New Gallup Poll Shows * up by 63%

:kick:

[David Dunham]

17. Kerry Makes Gains In First Debate

[PDittie]

18. President Poops Pants

[librechik]

19. Candidates clash in Miami

no clear winner

(I've got the Rocky Mountain News)

[shraby]

20. Bush's Earpiece Falls Out

and Hits the Podium Hurting Everyone's Ears With a High Pitched Squeal.

[Steely_Dan]

50. LOLOLOLOLOL

Too Funny!

[Rockholm]

21. BUSH WALKS OUT !

[misterphelps]

45. I've been thinking about that

We can only wish

But who the hell stands up to this guy? NObody! I want to see this temper I've heard about

[BurtWorm]

24. NY Post: Lights Out, John!

NY Times: President Forcefully Defends Iraq Policy | Kerry Fails to Land Punch

:eyes:

(I'm a pessimist.)

[Onlooker]

25. Boston Herald

Purse Snatched in Boston

Kerry Hits Bush Hard

[Steely_Dan]

53. STOP I"M LAUGHING TOO HARD!

[Zynx]

26. Fox News: Kerry a Traitor for Beating President

[ItsMyParty]

27. Kerry Took Out Gun and Shot the Son of a Bitch and Saved the USA

...one can dream........

[Renew Deal]

28. Red Sox lose again

:evilgrin:

[ItsMyParty]

30. Bleachers---shut your mouth........or I'll go vote Bush to spite you n/t

[okieinpain]

29. bush did enough to hold off kerry

[Bush was AWOL]

31. Kerry Takes the Fight to Bush

[progdonkey]

32. Bush pisses self; Kerry has tan

"Voters still unsure who's more presidential."

[Davis_X_Machina]

33. Marines Hit Samarra.

Which is why we went in tonight.

[MessiahRp]

44. Very good point

I think the military action is a perfect cover in case Bush gets beaten handily in the debates... of course not that the media would spin against their leader anyways.

Rp

[Comicstripper]

34. Bush Holds His Own in Spar With Kerry

"No clear winner" theme of night.

[Nightjock]

35. "Kerry slams bush- president wets himself

No clear winner"

[Rosco T.]

36. BUSH EMBARASSED, REST OF DEBATES CANCELLED.

[lalajohns]

38. Kerry FLIP FLOPS during debate

After the debate the media will go after Kerry like never before.

Hannity and his boys will laugh at every mistake that Kerry made during the debate.

What a damn shame!

[RetroLounge]

37. No Clear Winner, but meanwhile Scott Petersen...

blah blah blah

RL

[Triana]

39. bu$h sh*ts himself, wins debate (n/t)

[stevedeshazer]

40. Bush "Kerrys" Debate

World better off without evil Saddam.

Kerry stiff, too tan

[mhr]

41. Bush Bashes Opposition

Let's get real folks - we are talking the media here.

[The Wielding Truth]

46. Karl Rove loses to open eyed American viewers!

[Speck Tater]

42. Aliens Abduct President Bush...

"it's for the good of mankind," says Galactic Ambassador Grynoplic Fryngloopaa of Proxima Centari 3.

[Steely_Dan]

55. LOLOLOLOL Too Funny!

[West Coast Democrat]

43. Drudge Headline: Fox News Tops Debate Ratings

[misterphelps]

47. Bush Brilliant! 42 More Dead in Bagdad

[The Wielding Truth]

48. "War a mistake",Bush Pleads for America's Forgiveness

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

51. Seeing as it's the Dallas Morning News

it will be:

"BUSH TRIUMPHS OVER KERRY"

"Kerry reduced to a slobbering pile of gums by end of debate."

[HootieMcBoob]

52. Firetruck!

:beer:

[CalebHayes]

54. St. Helens blows!

[DammitSteve]

56. "Local Schools Grapple for More Funds"

my local paper doesn't cover shit about the election...the Worcester paper is pretty decent though

[Perky]

57. A .22 caliber intellect in a smart bomb world.

Bush adamant on Iraq. Kerry calls it a quagmire.

[Arkana]

58. I live in MA, but the local paper is overly Repuke

So I'm predicting "Bush Trumps Kerry In First Debate with "Strong and Steady". Sad, but true.

[WI_DEM]

59. Kick