*THE UNOFFICIAL GD2004 DEBATE STRESS RELIEF THREAD*

[JohnnyCougar]

AAARRRRGGHhhhhhh!!!!!!

I have to relax. THis is Kerry's forte. He will do great.

Everything will be okay.


:D

[dennis4868]

1. have you not watched CNN today.....

Bush won the debate!

[QuidditchFan]

2. CANNNNNN....NOTTTTTTT....WORKKKKKK....NEED....BEER...<nm>

[stevedeshazer]

It ain't Kerry I'm worried about....

It's the spinmeisters. But, I am determined to enjoy the moment with my family. Especially my son who is about to turn 17.

Kerry will do just fine, indeed. :)

[cheshire]

9. I hope watching the putz doesn't make your son revolt. It's great to see

he is interested. I support his inteligence and commitment to such an important right we have. One of the few we still can enjoy.

[stevedeshazer]

17. It's a family tradition

We all gather around the teevee and act like a pack of baboons, actually! :) But, he's definitely interested. That draft/war thing holds his attention, just like it did when I was the same age. :(

[BootinUp]

3. KILL KILL KILL the MediaWhores

:argh:

[cheshire]

4. Tread mill time, exercise will help. Or stick your head into a ice bucket.

[RobertSeattle]

5. Give Bush the Whammy in Miami!

[bushwakker]

6. Have a beer - stay away from the coffee

i will have to have a couple of red stripes during this thing to stay clam.

[Catfight]

7. WOOHOO.....It's HERE! Are you ready for some debating?

(Play that to the ready for some football song!) We all picked a WINNER...The democrats are BACK to save Democracy!

I want my goddamn country back!

[tedoll78]

8. Relief?

What's in here? Xanax? Percocet? Vikes? Coconut rum?

:P

[The empressof all]

dupe--- slippy fingers

delete

[The empressof all]

10. Meat Loaf

I'm gonna go make a meat loaf. Squeezing all that raw meat with my hands could be kind of cathartic. Add a little onion, roast potatoes and asparagus on the side.

Yup....that's what I'm gonna do now....

[tridim]

11. Time for the wacky tobaccy

Who's with me?

[Jawja]

12. Pass it on over

:bounce:

[VOX]

13. Outstanding thread, JC, and very much NEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHH!!! :bounce: :nuke: :bounce: :nuke: :bounce: :nuke: :bounce: :nuke: :bounce: Thanks!!!!!

[MallRat]

14. hoo hoo HEEEE... hoo hoo HEEEE... hoo hoo HEEEE...

....breathing exercises...

hoo hoo HEEEE...

[Clinton Crusader]

15. I made the fatal mistake of

over-caffeinating. Crashing f**king headache, trying to calm down. Got a pitcher of chilled Bloody Marys waitin' on me.

And I keep clenching my jaw, adding to my headache.

Take a breath, count to ten...

Holy SHIT if Im like this for a debate, I will be Lloyd Bridges in Airplane, jumping out the window high on glue on election night.
:crazy: :crazy:
:kick:

[juslikagrzly]

16. ROFLMAO!!!!

spitting pizza on the keyboard! Thanks for the great laugh.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. Thinking of election night

has been stressing me out for the better part of three years. Even people I know who normally barely pay attention to this stuff are stressed out and wanting it to be overwith already.

I am going to CHEW all of my fingernails off that night. Maybe I'll start in on my toenails, too. LOL!

[NightOwwl]

19. Well I need something to help me relax...

because right now I feel like I'm going to throw up.

[Arkana]

20. Give me something with alcohol.

Lots of it. Now. Or I swear I will flay the skin from your body.

Just kidding.

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