SHORT description of how Bush walks.

[bush equals idiot]

Mine.

Like he's got a lobster in his pants.

[bahrbearian]

1. Oh I though he was just crapping in them.

[Sparkly]

2. Palms back, like a knuckle-dragging chimp

No offense to knuckle-dragging chimps.

[Seabiscuit]

9. No one on the planet walks like the Chimp

I guess it's his idea of what he's supposed to do as part of his strutting around trying to look like an elected President. A chimp's dumbo notion of what looks macho???

What a buffoon (baboon)?

[VOX]

3. Is the lobster live, dead, or par-boiled and still blazing hot?

:)

[Obamarama]

4. He's got a lobster in his pants...

He's got a lobster in his pants
and it does a nasty dance
when it moves about
all the people scream and shout
Lobster, aggghhhhh. Lobster, arrrrggghhh!

Lyrics borrowed (and changed) from "Monster" by Fred Schneider (of the B-52s) & the Shake Society.

[pacalo]

5. I think he's mimicking a gunslinger in the Old West when he walks...

Notice the arms posed as though he were ready to draw. What a pathetic fake.

[Seabiscuit]

10. LOL! There's that pic of *

with his oversized colostemy bag showing again. :)

[cheshire]

6. It is a jail house swagger(don't f**k with me)only it didn't work so he

was f**ked with hard. That is the walk.

[bush equals idiot]

7. Yeah

That's why I just laugh my ass off when I see him. It's one thing, if you were tough. But Bush is a chest thumping gorilla wannabe fairy.

[shraby]

8. In my family that's the

"poker up his ass" walk.

[cheshire]

14. I think pokim would be more appropiate. her/him. LOL sorry

[NEDem]

11. Remember in Iowa this summer

Well I think I've figured out what he did with the rest of that raw corn cob he bit into.

[dogman]

12. His horse rode him and put him away wet.

Dumber than a faux cowboy.

[many a good man]

13. He walks like a Rodeo Clown

And one who's not very good at it, either. Got kicked in the head one too many times. John Kerry needs to be the bull tonight and trample him to pieces...

[onecitizen]

15. What irritates me most about his walking...........

is that when he is with other people or another person he ALWAYS walks ahead of them. ALWAYS!! It may be one or two steps only but still....... I guess that's some sort of power trip thing. Rude IMO.

[Arkana]

16. It's the "gerbil in pooper and no one knows but you" walk

[RareLubbockDem]

17. As my 11 year old said.......

like he's using a deodorant and doesn't realize he's allergic to it.