An open invitation to drink and eat on Alan Keyes' dime...

[Raskolnik]

I am planning on attending this function for at least an hour or so. Personally, I can eat enough food and drink enough booze to make a bit of dent in their budget for the evening.

If anyone else is planning on attending, I beg you NOT to be obnoxious...just listen politely until you can no longer stand it, then leave...I think that bringing them down one complimentary drink at a time is the way to go with this.

Enjoy!



Alan Keyes' Party for the President

WHERE:

Chicago Hilton and
Towers

720 S Michigan Ave
Continental Ballroom
Chicago, IL 60605

WHEN:

9/2/2004
7:00PM-10:00 PM

Join Alan Keyes and supporters for a night of fun, relaxation, and
networking at the Chicago Hilton and Towers. Food and drinks will be provided,and there is no cost to attend

[Rich Hunt]

1. no thanks.

Are they serving tea, by any chance?

;)

[Radical Activist]

2. I think they're serving Kool-Aid

[KharmaTrain]

3. Among Those NOT Attending...

James R. Thompson
James Edgar
George Ryan
Judy Barr Topinka
J. Dennis Hastert
Corrine Wood
Jack Ryan
Jim Ryan
Peter Fitzgerald
and...
a cast of thousands...

Maybe we should show up...hate to see all that free food go to waste.

When Keyes was first mentioned, I joked relating Keyes arrival here in Illinois to that of Clevon Little in Blazing Saddles. There, up on the bell tower was Gabby Edgar yelling ..."sherrif is a nig...." and then late at night Judy Grandma Topinka at the back window offering the pie, but, of course, don't let anyone who I was here.

Report on College of DuPage radio this morning...Keyes is refusing to attend any events involving the Illinois delegation; said his time is better spent playing media whore.

This party is headed towards decades of oblivion.

Cheers!

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

4. Too bad we can't all RSVP

and then not show up, to bleed a little out of the budget