South-shore area DUers, if you have time, swing by Supreme Donuts in Brockton every Saturday...

[Ian David]

around 11AM -11:30 AM.

Every Saturday around that time, there is a guy in a mini-van who looks like Michael Bolton, and he sits there reading the newspaper, playing his scratch-off lottery tickets, and still sporting a "W '04" Bumper Sticker.

When I see him, I pull alonside him and tell him off.

Today, I was in a hurry, so I just honked my horn and gave him the finger.

These days, I see so few Republican bumper-stickers that the muscles in my middle finger are atrophying.

Many of you may notice the same thing.

If you do not want to lose the use of your very important middle finger, then I suggest you take advantage of this rare, guaranteed Moran Bushie Sighting every Saturday (and some Sundays) between 11 AM and 12 noon.

It's either that, or live life with only 8 fingers that work.

Supreme Coffee & Donuts
741 Crescent Street
Brockton, MA 02302
[phone]
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