Gov. Corbett, aka The Vampire, scares the bejebus out of a trick or treater

[Divernan]

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Caption Contest for Corbett’s Creepy Costume
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Posted on November 2, 2011 by Jake Sternberger (President of Dickinson College Young Democrats)

There is truly an endless amount of satirical captions and comments that could be made for this photo of Governor Corbett’s Halloween costume at the at the Governor’s Residence during the Harrisburg City trick or treat festivities.

For this reason, I’m announcing a Caption Contest that will take place in the comments section. A winner will not be announced because, ultimately, we all win.

My personal entry: “Don’t worry little girl, I won’t suck your blood. I’d rather suck the money out of your education funding.”

That said, let the entries begin — comment away!

[blue neen]

1. Welcome to Pennsylvania, sweetie! I'm Count Shale-U-La, and this is my friend,

The Bride of FRACK-en-stein! :)

[Mc Mike]

2. Corbett is a dead ringer for Barney Rubble, not the Count.

[JPZenger]

3. Don't worry, kids, Sandusky can't hurt you. Well, actually he still could

[JPZenger]

4. On the news, they showed Sandusky driving up to his home - next to the elementary school

It is nice to see that Sandusky still walks free, without even a monitoring bracelet. On the news yesterday, they showed Sandusky driving up to his house - the one next to the playground and the elementary school.

It is so great that Corbett waited almost 3 years to charge Sandusky - apparently so he could build a case of a conspiracy by Penn State. As usual, he cared more about the headlines than about the protecting the kids.