President Bush welcomed the Boston Red Sox to the White House Wednesday. They sported their trademark long hair and beards. The president did a double-take when he met Johnny Damon because the last time he saw Jesus Christ he quit drinking.
Republican senators said Wednesday they are ready to try to open the Alaskan arctic wildlife refuge to oil drilling. This is war. President Bush is expected to go on television any night and announce that the liberation of Caribou has begun.
Senator Bill Frist said Wednesday President Bush's idea to privatize Social Security may not come up for a vote. No one disputes the system is in a financial bind. Now that nobody's smoking and everybody's exercising, the only way to save Social Security is to offer seniors one hundred thousand dollar bonuses to serve in Iraq.
Senator Robert Byrd compared GOP efforts to end Senate filibusters to Adolf Hitler's tactics in railroading the Reichstag. It was scary. Ever since Condi Rice wore those black leather boots in Germany, people can't help thinking it could happen here.
http://www.wiscnews.com/bnr/opinion/index.php?ntid=31088&ntpid=0Pretty funny, actually, but pretty truthful too...
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