Rapist's unhappy that he has to share cell with Christian

[The Straight Story]

AN atheist rapist has complained that his human rights were breached by having to share a prison cell with a Christian lag.

Barman Steven Relf, 40, was jailed indefinitely after admitting raping two women he targeted when he served them drinks in a pub.

Police branded him a "sexual predator" and said he could have had as many as 40 victims.

In a letter to an inmates' magazine, Relf wrote: "I recently had the displeasure of sharing a cell with a Bible-thumping believer."

A source said Relf was "furious" at having to share at Manchester Prison with the Christian convict and wanted him to be "evicted".

He said: "He moaned about how the guy wouldn't shut up about God. He said he wanted to speak to a lawyer about his rights so he could be moved cells."

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2791077/Rapists-whine-at-sharing-cell-with-Christian.html#ixzz0bXrQDmSs

[vadawg]

1. rofl, i gotta say this actually happens, its amazing the stuff cellies disagree on

my fav is the two guys who fought a standing battle in their cell, after being tased and cuffed, we asked what the hell the fight was over. Turns out they were fighting over an orange, seems strange to you no, well the orange they were fighting over was an imaginary orange that they had both been wishing they could get to eat for lunch, and one of them told the other that if they did get oranges then he was taking both. So nothing surprises me anymore...

[roguevalley]

2. frankly, they deserve each other. :) Actually, I think our prison system

would make the inquisition blush.

[cali]

3. This has nothing to do with the U.S. prison system

[Bucky]

8. Right: he's in jail, not prison

[geek tragedy]

14. The guy is imprisoned in the UK.

[roguevalley]

25. Given time, it will. Unfortunately. I personally hope some of the worst

cases from prisons move next door to the hardest hardline 'beat their asses' supporters.

[Bucky]

9. No

You apparently know nothing about the Inquisition.

[roguevalley]

24. God, it must be awesome to be you. Yes, I do. What I didn't make

clear obviously is that the inattention to the torturous conditions that shame our justice system to the world is analogous. Enjoy yourself! Ya hear!

[BadgerKid]

4. lol. He should think very carefully

lest he get transferred to another cell and become a victim himself.

[shadowknows69]

30. Bingo. If I'm in prison give me the devout, peaceful, holy man any day.

I'll put up with Jesus.

[gleaner]

5. He is a rapist and the scum of the earth ....

but I think I understand how he feels. Imagine being in a confined space 24/7 with a Fundie.:rofl: Only thing worse would be having Rush Limbaugh for a cellmate. Still they say prison is torture. Sometimes it comes in stranger forms than other. If he can't do the time, he shouldn't have done the crimes.

[Orsino]

6. "Later there's a knock at the door, and it's the cow and the pig." n/t

[Bucky]

7. Oh noes! They're feeding lions to the Christians!

    (apologies to lions)


 

[Joe Chi Minh]

20. I should think so.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. Not exactly "let the punishment fit the crime", but also not a violation of the Geneva Conventions

either.

[Behind the Aegis]

11. Yellow journalism.

Must have been a slow news day.

I bet that nasty freaky atheist is a soldier in the "War against CHRISTmas!!!" :eyes:

Oh, anyone know why that "Christian lag" (lag = convict (British slang) is in the pokey (pokey = jail (American slang))?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

22. It's the Sun. All they do is yellow journalism. This is the paper that has a topless "Page 3 girl"

And of course, this is also the paper that published the headlines:

“Straight Sex Can Not Give You Aids-Official"

and

"Are We Being Run by a Gay Mafia?"

[DemocratSinceBirth]

12. What If He Was In A Cell With A 290 Pound Con And Bodybuilder Who Wanted To Rape Him?

~

[BakedAtAMileHigh]

16. what is it with prison rape fantasies on this board???

It seems as if we have a lot of thinly disguised sexual sadists here: every time jail is mentioned one of you disgusting idiots has to make a joke about it. Any excuse seems to do: you use "an eye for an eye' to justify your foul fantasies.


Seriously, it is sick and so are you. Seek help. Rape fantasies are a sign of sociopathic behavior.

[KittyWampus]

21. that didn't read as a "joke". It read as, what if the rapist gets a taste of his own medicine.

[Chemisse]

13. Isn't that one of the levels of Dante's Hell?

Lol! Well, perhaps he will think twice before victimizing another woman.

[stray cat]

15. Maybe he can share his cell with child molesters or those who pummel criminals who victimize

women and kids.

[WT Fuheck]

17. few things are more obnoxious than a bible thumper

[distantearlywarning]

18. Heh.

Sounds like just punishment on both sides to me.

[Toasterlad]

19. While I Can Certainly Sympathize With Anyone Not Willing To Be Exposed to "Christianity"....

...fuck him.

[rucky]

23. Every rapist should have an evangelical for a cellmate.

We can kill two birds with one stone. Prevent rape and give the fundies something constructive to do.

[Edweird]

26. Heh. Lock me in a cell with an evangelical... lol. Eventually there'll be 2 atheists.

He will be the one begging to get out :evilgrin: His weapon of choice, the bible, is quite the double edged sword.

[Odin2005]

27. This atheist says FUCK HIM!

You deserve such mental torture, you fucker.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. Well, a small reward for all that effort. You actually found one.

:eyes:

[PCIntern]

29. It's like the end of "The Devil In Miss Jones"

anyone else admit to remembering?

[shadowknows69]

31. I don't think I ever got past about 15 minutes. I've said too much. I go now.

[mackerel]

32. The dude admitted raping two women.

Why does he get to choose?

[Hopeless Romantic]

33. I wonder what the Christian did to be banged up?