Evil clown being hired by parents to threaten, stalk, & pie kids as bday treat

[Liberal_in_LA]

Evil Clown hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face

An 'evil' clown who stalks and threatens kids is being hired by parents as a birthday treat.

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.



But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.


He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.


‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.


‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.


The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don’t fancy the cost of child therapy.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face

[TransitJohn]

1. Referring to a person as an 'it'

:wtf:

[alphafemale]

16. Actually that's "IT"

This is acknowledging that most people find clowns to be pinging the creep-meter. This is hilarious.

[Brickbat]

2. This is only for "children" 18 years and older.

[Mojambo]

3. I would have LOVED to have my parents do something like this for me. n/t

[Liberal_in_LA]

5. Not me!

[OhioChick]

4. How traumatic!

Clowns are creepy. :scared:

[Liberal_in_LA]

6. He's kinda dressed like Michael Jackson

[RKP5637]

10. He is, isn't he.

:hide: :hide: :hide:

[alphafemale]

14. So...that's what his nose Really looked like. That's much better, actually. nt

[Danger Mouse]

7. This is the best idea ever.

[Initech]

8. Didnt I see this in a horror movie once?

[LWolf]

9. .

No words. Really.

[onehandle]

11. Doesn't Glenn Beck have enough money? nt

[daleo]

12. Can't sleep

Clown'll eat me.

[Stinky The Clown]

13. Clowns are entitled to be angry. This, however, is a whole different paradigm.

[Skink]

15. Doesn't Mitch Mconnell have a birthday coming up?

[TlalocW]

17. I entertain on the side - magic and balloon twisting

I do both kids and adult parties. I point to IT and other movies (as well as my general dislike of having to paint my face) frightening children (and adults) as why I'm not a clown... Although every now and then you run into an 8-year-old kid who asks for a balloon chain saw because Texas Chainsaw Massacre is his favorite movie.

TlalocW