I have been waiting for the Tory Shagfest to begin and am glad to see that

[Hopeless Romantic]

"Cameron cutie" Caroline Nokes MP, 37, has kicked it off with her "hotel tryst" with a toyboy 10 years her junior.

Class!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/06/13/cameron-cutie-caroline-nokes-cheats-on-husband-with-tory-toyboy-115875-22329313/

[muriel_volestrangler]

1. Quelle surprise.

let me say now that I expect Caroline Nokes to be a really crap MP - in 2005 her campaigning consisted of photo shoots for The Times and an assumption that Romsey should be naturally Tory

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=191&topic_id=30099&mesg_id=30124

[non sociopath skin]

2. Victorian values are back LOL

ie sexual hypocrisy in high places.

The Tories. Donch'a just love 'em?

The Skin

[LeftishBrit]

3. Normally, I would have said that an MP's sex life was her own business (especially as I'd rather NOT

have my beautiful mind soiled by imagining a pair of Tory twits having sex!)

But in this case, she deserves whatever exposure and humiliation she gets, because apparently she had signed up to this document:

http://www.ccfon.org/index.php?tid=26

I am gobsmacked by the thought that a significant number of MPs in Britain in 2010 could have signed such a document (does anyone know how many did?) May all who did so go down in the most lurid scandals imaginable!

[LeftishBrit]

4. Actually the correct link is this...

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:XZBriYsRmxgJ:www.westminster2010.org.uk/de

Though the previous link is also relevant!

[oldironside]

5. If she did read it....

... she must have skipped one of the clauses about marriage.

"We believe it is divinely ordained, the only context for sexual intercourse, and the most important unit for sustaining the health, education, and welfare of all."

Ah, it's just like the Major government all over again. I hadn't realised how much I missed all this.

[TheBigotBasher]

6. Here they are.

You will be even more gobsmacked by the winning MP's who signed it.

http://www.westminster2010.org.uk/candidates/

[miscsoc]

7. Stretching the definition of the word "cutie" there.

and look at the nipple action going on w/ dave here



THESE ARE YOUR NEW MASTERS

Reminder: despite the undoubted shittiness of New Labour, they at least had some good token pretty women

[T_i_B]

8. Caroline Flint?

Yer 'aving a larf mate!

[oldironside]

10. As I've said before...

... you can't legislate for who people fancy. John Major and Edwina Curry looked at each other and said "Phwwooooorrrrrr!!!"

Anyway, politics aside I have to say I find her rather... charming.

(I'd like to make it clear I'm talking about Caroline Flint here, not Edwina Curry)

[miscsoc]

11. I might just be a sexual deviant

But Flint has always seemed pretty good looking to me.

Mind you I also think Currie has a bit of appeal so...

[oldironside]

12. This is starting to remind me...

... uncomfortably of the Christopher Hitchens/Mrs Thatcher thread.

:spray:

[miscsoc]

13. So would you venture into Maggie's thatch, ironside

Be honest

[oldironside]

14. At the risk of having the post deleted...

... I would rather be force fed my own testicles.

[non sociopath skin]

15. Truly, we are talking Showbiz for Ugly People

The Skin

[dipsydoodle]

9. Well at least it don't say

she claimed it on expenses.