Tory MP shows his cock to kids ...

[Nihil]

http://labour-uncut.co.uk/2010/08/25/chris-kelly-and-the-young-game-cockerel-caption-contest/

(Original caption from orderorder - even Guido gets it right sometimes!)

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[T_i_B]

1. "The Conservative MP for the Labour seat of Dudley South"

How the f**k can you have a Tory MP for a Labour seat? Do Labour think that Dudley South should be theirs by right or something????

[non sociopath skin]

3. Fair game but typos are not unknown even of the hallowed ground of DU ....

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The Skin

[T_i_B]

4. Was that a typo from the Labour blog on the OP....

...or a freudian slip?

[non sociopath skin]

5. Typos are Freudian slips.

Unless, like me, you don't touch-type and you're too bloody idle to buy a new keyboard when the old one gets worn.

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The Skin

[LeftishBrit]

7. Probably meant 'former' Labour seat!

Actually you *can* have a Tory MP for a Labour seat: e.g. Blair, Blunkett, Reid...

[Hopeless Romantic]

2. LOL!

[LeftishBrit]

6. Sounds like something out of a bawdy folk song full of double-entendres

I shall have a go.

If you should go to Dudley, you'll see what you will see.
For there's nowhere in all England with such a fine MP.
For Pearson has stood down at last, and then we got a shock.
We got the Tory Kelly, along with Kelly's cock!

Chris Kelly is a fine young man, say people on the Right.
This Member stands up for his views; he never shirks a fight.
He's just like Maggie Thatcher, just as hard as any rock,
But even better in one way, for Maggie had no cock!

Chris Kelly went down to a school to see the girls and boys
And told them all to listen and to not make any noise.
'Come here and listen to my words; around me you should flock,
And if you all are really good, I'll show to you my cock!'

It was as big and fine a cock as anybody knew.
The cock pleased all the children, with its 'Cock-a-doodle-doo'.
So let us cheer a great MP, whom nobody should knock.
And if you should come to Dudley, he will show you all his cock!

[Nihil]

8. Excellent!

Well played that man!

:toast:

[non sociopath skin]

9. Ah, a real ring of authenticity, there. I can almost hear Rambling Syd say ...

... "'Tis a cock-whurdling ditty as sung in High Summer by the Black Country Tories as they chop off their unnecessaries and a-whurdle their cocks ..."

The Skin