MoD 'open-minded' on alien encounters

[emad]

MoD 'open-minded' on alien encounters

CRAIG BROWN


ALIEN abduction protocols, curried kidney recipes and Navy-issue watches are among the topics of inquiries received by the Ministry of Defence since the Freedom of Information Act came into force at the beginning of the year.

Averaging 300 requests a month, the department has had to respond to some bizarre and tricky questions, including from conspiracy theorists about the MoD's contact with alien life.


While one wanted access to any physical proof held by the MoD of aliens, another asked simply: "Please could you send me a copy of the MoD's policy on alien abduction?"

However, the MoD, despite being as helpful as it could, denied that it had a policy on aliens - or pictures of them.

"The Ministry of Defence does not have any expertise or role in respect of 'UFO/ flying saucer' matters or to the question of the existence or otherwise of extraterrestrial life forms, about which it remains totally open-minded," said its published reply.

http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=1781642005

[dogday]

1. I hope there are no aliens, because we are sure to piss them off..

[non sociopath skin]

2. So far, they've chosen to stay well away from us.

Can't blame them.

The Skin

[Anarcho-Socialist]

3. They might be too afraid

They could have been put off from claiming asylum by the Daily Express and Daily Mail.

[moggie]

5. I doubt it

The Mail is obviously produced by aliens.

[LeftishBrit]

4. Better watch out...

Sooner or later GWB will decide that the aliens are about to use WMD on us, and in any case they need democracy imposed on them, and that we've got to declare pre-emptive war on those little green men!

[UK_Socialist]

6. GWB

Is from this planet?

[emad]

7. "Aliens 'open-minded' on MoD encounters.....

Inter-galactic 'D' Notice to be lifted - imminent!