Caption This Photo

[seito]

This was a special request from Bleever

Thanks WildEyedLiberal for the stunning photograph

[ohio_liberal]

1. Let's see...

No WMD here....

[impeachthescoundrel]

5. Where is it Honey?

[bleever]

13. ROFLMAO!

[EVDebs]

2. The not -so-Secret-Sevice makes sure the Pres dresses "right"

...Or...got my dick caught in my damn zipper again !

[insane_cratic_gal]

3. Let's See

If we can get the Cheney control box.. this time around to be not so obvious like it was in the debates.

[EVDebs]

9. Possibly tried Levitra ....

and had one of those 4 hour whoppers ! But this looks like d.p.
How did this escape the censors ?

[IAMREALITY]

4. Ok

I'm sure this will be moved, but if not, here's mine hehe

Man in front: All right Mr. Bush, I know you shoved the email detailing the steal the election plot down your pants

Bush: What's he doing? I thought Monica was ugly, but damn, this is all I can get?

Rove: Ha Ha, he ain't gonna find it there. That Moron doesn't know I shoved it up *'s ass! Whoops, I better protect em.

[Diane R]

6. It's got to be in there somewhere...

n/t

[BrklynLiberal]

11. That is not Rove.

[sabra]

83. Sorry to see you go, IAMREALITY, I enjoyed your posts... :-(

[seito]

107. Me too :-(

[greenmutha]

109. Me three... :-( n/t

[mikh]

7. ...how about

... "There is also a major problem in fighting the disease of moral equivalence in Europe. After each new Palestinian suicide bombing, many people say to me no matter what blood is spilled, 'There are two sides to this conflict.' This reminds me of the Cold War when there were also two sides to the conflict. The United States and the West made mistakes. That did not make the West morally equal to the Soviet Union.

No No, that was another forum.

Let's see, how about...

Elvis has left the building Dubya...

[jimshoes]

8. Can I get that on a T-shirt

It's priceless.

[garybeck]

80. you can print a Tshirt of it yourself. easy.

You can get special paper that you print on your computer printer and then iron on to a white tshirt. You can get a pack of the paper at Office Max, Staples, Best Buy, etc...

[momzno1]

10. See, I told you I had a Man-date!

[seito]

12. Already spending that political capital.

Man dates like that don't come cheap :eyes:

edit:sp

[bleever]

15. Good one mom!

[TexasChick]

25. ROFL!!! n/t

[Eye_on_prize]

112. 2nd for => "SEE, I TOLD YOU I HAD A MAN-DATE"

this is not only hilarious, it also goes to heart of his phoney "mandate" crapola. and it's short and sweet.

[fshrink]

14. Doing nothing myself. That's my style.

[momzno1]

17. It's 'hard' work

[Jim Sagle]

16. So which one is yours?

[jmc777]

18. Is that real? Or has it been photoshopped? n/t

[seito]

20. No idea

It has been floating around a few days now.

[momzno1]

21. is that a real question, or a caption???

LOL
it's photoshopped unfortunately.

[bleever]

27. You beat me to it. I guess mom IS no. 1

[jmc777]

30. :-)

It's hard to tell what's real and what's fake these days! ;-)

[bleever]

22. Is this a caption, or are you really asking?

[momzno1]

26. works as both, doesn't it?

lol ;)

[question everything]

67. Photoshopped

See the links here http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1435085&mesg_id=1435085

[seito]

19. Where's Cheney???

[momzno1]

24. too funny!!!!

good one Seito

[notadmblnd]

23. I'm just gonna tuck the transmitter right here under your right nut

they'll never see it there. Now you just holler Mr. President if my hands are too cold.

[texpatriot2004]

28. Nope, I don't see any morals here, no family values either. n/t

[bleever]

29. Yes, Mr. President, you're right;

it does look like that guy who played "Kojak".

[seito]

31. Wanna buy some wood? n/t

[elizm]

32. Nope..can't 'fix' that...

[bleever]

33. Okay, okay, I admit it:

I EX-AGG-ER-ATED.

[seito]

34. O.M.G. Bleever

Laugh my ass off. Perfect.

[mdb]

35. Caption it? Okay... how about...

Guy in back. He don't know it but my fly is MORE than open right now. Hehehe!

[seito]

36. * with his OBGYN n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

37. Mr. President, How Many Times Do You Have To Remember

To Zip Up? Look at the last time you didn't and you made a laughing stock of yourself at DU, sir!

[bleever]

40. Look at the way Putin is looking at Shrub in this photo.

Probably thinking, "Hmmm, mental note to self: recalibrate soup recipe for Junior."

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

44. lol!

[texpatriot2004]

38. How many white men does it take to help B* zip his fly?

[elizm]

39. THANKS for the laugh...

I sure did need it! :crazy:

[Cheswick2.0]

41. Whitebread sandwich

[yurbud]

42. ...and both of you hum the yella rose of texas once you get it in

[tandem5]

43. "let'em point out a bulge now!"

Or

"I didn’t know they made flack jackets that small!"

[bleever]

45. Well, if you insist Mr. President, I guess it's okay

if you call me "Condi" while I work on this.

[Terre]

46. All GOOD!

I like bleever's #33:
Okay, okay, I admit it - I EX-AGG-ER-ATED

and

mom's #10:
See, I told you I had a Man-date!


TOO FUNNY!

[KarenS]

47. AND This little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way home,,,,,

[SueZhope]

48. Practicing Your Love ,That's hard work n/t

[Horse with no Name]

49. Hold still one more minute...I've almost attached

a set of balls collectively gathered from McCain, Powell, Rumsfield and Tony Blair. Too bad they don't have any now.

[cindyw]

50. "At least Clinton did this stuff in privacy of his office."

It would make a great Daily show line.

[MarkusQ]

51. "Hail to the Chief" (n/t)

[breadbox]

52. Elections lasting longer than 4 hours,

while rare, require serious "medical" attention.

[seito]

57. lol!!!!

[SharonRB]

91. This is my favorite! LOL

And this "Election" has lasted over 6 weeks now! Better get some medical help.

[Donailin]

102. LOL!

good one. .

[EVDebs]

110. ROFLMAO !!!!! This is the best. Do WTO rules mean we have to

pay you royalties ?????

[Lefty48197]

53. "Ok, now Cough"

And your secret service guard really seems to enjoy his job.

[breadbox]

54. Okay, now fellas, how about a little something for the

head of state?

[breadbox]

55. how about

Secret Service guy: "Gee mom, snake in the grass *does* taste just like chicken!

[anamandujano]

56. So THIS is what you've been doing to the Democrats, heh?

What are they complaining about?

[breadbox]

58. The vetting process

The vetting process for the new "head" of the department of
homeland suckurity.

[seito]

59. Gotta go with the * you have

not the * wish you had, or the * you'd like to have in the future

[breadbox]

60. You're in luck

It's just a little moss-back caterpillar ballot: it shouldn't
be any problem unless it gets some traction...

[Twist_U_Up]

61. wildeyeliberal ? hmmmmm

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=203&topic_id=176412&mesg_id=176412

good pic none the less

[breadbox]

62. caption

No, I said you should get yourself "a trophy wife", sir,
not "atrophy wife"....

[texpatriot2004]

63. The guy in back sure looks happy, is he waiting his turn?

[seito]

64. Maybe he already had his turn n/t

[renaissanceguy]

65. "Where is it?"

[Catherine Vincent]

66. "Rubbing on some dubya"

[New Earth]

70. lol ewwwww

[Emit]

68. Don't forget this one...

[seito]

69. LMAO

Good One

[bleever]

71. HEY!!

Watch the gizzard!


(Man, it's past my bedtime.)

[Virginian]

82. What was that about two gizzards and a turkey neck? n/t

[dbonds]

88. Just a little to the left ...

Ah yeah, that's it.

[texpatriot2004]

72. Uh, maybe you just THOUGHT you had balls. n/t

[Karenca]

73. "it's hard, it's incredibly hard --- it IS hard:

everyone knows it's hard,
AND
it's hard."

[texpatriot2004]

74. You sure it's in here? n/t

[Bill Bored]

75. Bush aides review Gonzales' GITMO detainee interrogation plan n/t

[Imagevision]

76. Fat-boy laugh-boy looks like he's waiting his turn

[bywho4who]

77. OK C'mon Pal

I already told ya the length of my pecker is the same as my IQ 3:wow:

[texpatriot2004]

78. How many good ole boys does it take to find *'s blank?

[RunningFromCongress]

79. Read....

"Left is what we did to the public, and right is what the media does to us"

[buddysmellgood]

81. Okay...nobody move. I'm going to cut the red wire...NO, NO, the blue wire.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

84. "The Small Monty"

[Razorback_Democrat]

85. "I is too 'impotent' to zip my own fly" n/t

[budkin]

86. "Whether by stick or string, a puppet is a puppet."

What a tool.

[dbonds]

87. See a 3 way can be fun.

[zann725]

89. Oh, the joys of a double Mandate! Here's lookin' at ya!

Where's Bernie Kerik when you need him?:evilgrin:

[Laura PourMeADrink]

90. Trickle Down Economics

[General Paranoia]

92. This shows yuh who's really in charge

:evilgrin:

[KansDem]

93. Good news and bad news, Mr. President...

The good news is, we've freed it from the zipper...

The bad news is, it's the guy behind you and not yours...

(No wonder he's is smiling!)

[seito]

98. LMAO good one n/t

[EVDebs]

94. Where'd Colin shove that "Exit Plan" for Iraq ?

n/t

[rlev1223]

95. Is that a veto in your pocket ...or,

etc.

[insane_cratic_gal]

96. Look Mr. President

"I got your back and the gentleman down there, we'll he has your dick"

[Niche]

97. "no, sir learning the zipper is not harder

than learning the shoe laces..."

[seito]

99. Mr * I thought you were misunderestimating it

but I guess it really is that small. :eyes:

[bleever]

100. Jeez, I sure hope this guy is more careful

with his teeth than Blackwell.

:7

[seito]

113. I guess * and Blackwell have something in common

What are you hiding?????

[Vektor]

101. "I'm sorry Mr. President, but....

It's DEFINITELY smaller than John Kerry's."




(The guy in back is laughing, because he already knew that, and had a $200 bet in the pool.)

[seito]

103. LMAO

Welcome to DU Vektor

:yourock:

[Vektor]

104. Aw shucks..

Thanks friend!
:toast:

[greenmutha]

108. LMAO too! That's hilarious Vektor! n/t

[fearnobush]

105. "Boy, You sure got a real pretty mouth."

""

[lonestarnot]

106. AN Elephant Never Forgets! And neither do chimp companions

[NY lib NY]

111. "No weapons here"

says the secretary of the fly