BigBearJohn
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Wed Jan-19-05 12:51 PM
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| Something very Important to remember before tomorrow's carnival! |
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him".
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years,in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush
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Wed Jan-19-05 12:52 PM
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You always (well, usually) bring a smile to my face, BigBear!!!
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Wed Jan-19-05 12:52 PM
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| 4. Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him". |
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bah hahahahaha. that is the funniest. gonna share with some firends
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Wed Jan-19-05 12:53 PM
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| 5. Very cute!! And True as well! n/t |
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Wed Jan-19-05 12:54 PM
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| 6. Brilliant!!! And, the only cure; a dose of THE BUSH OPPOSITION!!! |
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Wed Jan-19-05 01:59 PM
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:45 PM
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| 9. And, a "condi" will not protect you from this STD! Too many |
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Wed Jan-19-05 06:44 PM
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| 11. LOL! Thanks...we all needed that! |
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So little to laugh about these days.
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