Letters to the Editor from the Neanderthals!

[Chimpanzee]

Everyone please post your most ridiculous 'letter to the editor' from you local newspapers - just for our amusement - here's mine:

From The Capital Times, Madison WI

Dear Editor:

Well, you radical leftists got just what you deserved, a good drubbing. If not for the Democratic fraud in the People's Republic of Madison and in Milwaukee, Dubya would have carried Wisconsin too.

What I want all you leftists to do is just keep it up. Keep thinking that your 'message' isn't getting out. Keep thinking that you know better how to spend my money than I do. Keep thinking guns and God are bad. I like what is happening in our country. Good moral people are taking our country back. It's a bright day.

Jim Burgess, Watertown

[Democracy Died 2004]

1. I don't find that funny

as a matter fact i find it damn scary.

[Chimpanzee]

4. Sorry if you don't like it - neither do I

But I had the choice to laugh or cry, and I choose to laugh.

[lovedems]

2. My response to Jim

OK, I will keep it up.

[drdtroit]

3. I believe he has found Cheese-us! n/t

[Magic_Cookie]

5. Here's Mine

Couldn't decided between the 2 so enjoy both:

Liberal press was wrong
It's been a long election year, made even longer by the media trying to drum into the people things they did not want to hear.
We have been hammered that gay marriage is good, the war in Iraq is bad, the economy is going down the tubes, outsourcing of jobs is robbing America of its future and conservative values are outdated.
Well, you and your buddies of the liberal press were wrong. The people have voted and these things you tell us are not the majority opinion. So get with it, report the facts, not your liberal agenda. Support the people of this country instead of trying to tear it and us down.

Many lessons in 2004 vote
There are many lessons to be learned from the 2004 presidential elections.
We learned that George Soros cannot purchase the victory. We learned that propagandists such as Michael Moore are not as important as they fashion themselves to be.
We learned that Hollywood has beens such as Chevy Chase and Whoopi Goldberg and aging rockers such as Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi have little ability to influence elections.
We learned that the public is able to see through the biased and fraudulent reporting of partisan media such as CBS and The New York Times.
Most important, we learned that mainstream Americans refused to be bullied by the loudmouths on the left.

(edited for typo)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Can't remember all of it, but

it went something like this:

Jim Holt would have won the Senate and sent Blanche Lincoln back to her home and kitchen where she belongs if you (at the Democrat-Gazette) had endorsed him.

There was more, but I got sick of reading how women didn't have any place except the home. I was surprised the guy who wrote this didn't require women to have a man's permission to leave their home.

[dbonds]

7. God and Guns

Hard to listen to someone about morals when they use those two words in the same sentence. Funny thing is I bet he benefits from our values more than he does the right wing values. But people like this are scary, it would be a long time before we could reach them and open their eyes.

[driver8]

8. they will get theirs

I cannot wait until the truth comes out about this election...there will be a lot of rethugs eating crow!!