Condi Comforts Suicidal Bush (The Globe says it's true)

[DainBramaged]

So it must be......

http://www.globemagazine.com/

[bridgit]

1. That's the wrong Dr. to be calling; she's the one that enabled his current so-called condition

She enabled them all

[rainbow4321]

2. He's dropped off the local Dallas radar

A couple months back he was springing up all over the place...Elliott's Hardware (no, he has not gone back per one of the workers there who rides the same bus as I do---another bus rider asked that question), a Dallas elementary school (blank stares from the kids when he asked if they knew who he was), dined out with some other local pol another night.

I imagine they have dropped the "Bushs living happily ever after/together" for now and he has scurried back to the faux ranch while Pickles hangs here with her garden party friends.

Given what I've read in the right wing DMN, even the local repukes don't want to have much to do with him. So, yeah, I could see him having issues down here.

[Warpy]

13. George won't go back to the fake ranch, he's a city boy

but that barn they bought it plenty big for the two of them to avoid each other.

I actually predicted the fact that he'd spend most of his time in his new "study," finishing the job of drinking himself to death, because every time he showed his face outside, he'd be reminded of his total failure.

[gratuitous]

3. THAT's Bush's "suicidal" face?

Come on, Globe, you guys have got to have an entire computer drive's worth of pictures of Chimpy that look more suicidal than THAT. Gee whiz, you have to at least try.

[L0oniX]

11. Like this one?

[gratuitous]

21. There you go

See how it's done, Globe?

[malaise]

4. I say go with the Nike logo W

Just do it!

[upi402]

17. oi

never deny an alcoholic his right to suffer!~

[Olney Blue]

5. I've always thought of George as asexual.

[SharonAnn]

16. Me too. Or possibly gay. Just something about him.

[Submariner]

6. Go ahead and OFF yourself Chimpy

You won't be missed....and I hope it hurts.

[L0oniX]

12. Yea ...go hunting with Cheney ....please.

[Withywindle]

7. Well, with any luck

Condi will prove to be every bit as competent as a suicide-hotline counselor as she was as Secretary of State. :evilgrin:

[ArbustoBuster]

35. Condi's first day on the crisis hotline

Condi: Hello, Suicide Prevention Hotline. Doctor Rice speaking.
Caller: I...I'm feeling like nothing is worth it.
Condi: Have you considered invading your neighbor's house?
Caller: What?
Condi: I mean, going over there and smacking him up a little. Maybe setting fire to the shed in his backyard.
Caller: Does that work?
Condi: Sure! Let's say that, purely to choose a hypothetical situation, you ignored a document with the title "Bin Laden Determined To Strike In US" and thousands of people died.
Caller: But you--
Condi: I said it's HYPOTHETICAL, damn it. Anyway, let's say you did that. So you would need a pick-me-up, right?
Caller: Um, maybe?
Condi: So you invade the first place that you have invasion plans for, and you feel better afterward.
Caller: I don't have invasion plans for my neighbor's house!
Condi: A failure to plan isn't a problem! Just make it up as you go along.
Caller: "Make it up as you..." What?
Condi: Definitely. You don't need to plan for these things! The neighbors will throw flowers at your feet! Their kids will pull down the statues of the lawn gnomes! Just go for it!
Caller: Go for it?
Condi: Hold on, some loser here at the hotline center is telling me not to tell suicidal callers to "go for it". I'll get back to you.
*hold music plays*

[sellitman]

8. Gee you mean I missed an issue?

:P

[baldguy]

9. Bush finally got his blowjob?

Can we impeach him now?

[Richard Steele]

10. Well if the tabloid that exposed JFKs secret discussions with BIGFOOT says so, then it must be true!

Such utter codswollop.
I've alerted the moderators.

You have a blessed day. :hi:

[dysfunctional press]

22. "alerted the moderators"...???

:rofl:

good one- but you forgot the sarcasm icon, and some people might think that you're serious.

[Richard Steele]

29. A-yup, I certainly did do that thing...

No sarcasm icon was necessary, because I was serious.
I've been here a very long time, and I've earned the respect of my peers
and my fellow DUers. Several of whom are MODERATORS.


Considering where this thread has been moved to,
you might wanna get your back off of the floor and stop LAUGHING at me,
knowhutImean?.

[DainBramaged]

26. Nice, so you get a snit on and the story gets buried in entertainment?

Sorry you think that it isn't serious enough for DU. You're the utter codswollop.

But shit about the Palin's is OK?

Waht ahit.

[Richard Steele]

30. No, this "story" was totally fucktarded FICTION from the get-go...

That's why it got moved the far corner of DU.
Don't blame me for NOTICING that this post was complete bullshit.


I't's been DECADES since I last went into a "snit";
and you've lost all the respect I had for you with
that single ridiculous, hysterical accusation.

And that's saying a LOT, because I HAD a lot of respect for you
and the things you've said here at DU.

"HAD": Past tense of the verb "to have".

I had some RESPECT for your opinion once, DainBramaged.
No more. You just put a bullet into my respect for you,
and then you BRAGGED about it.

Welcome to Richard Steele's IGNORE LIST, you sad little child.

Goodbye. :hi:

[bahrbearian]

31. Maybe you could use your Pull , and get it off the greatest page.

[DainBramaged]

32. Douchenozzle. That about describesyou best.

DU, the place where humor went down the toilet long ago. Such is life.

[chollybocker]

14. That story's got enough for Dr. Phil to fill three weeks.

[wroberts189]

15. Seriously ..if untrue he could and has the means for sure of suing them ?

Anyone with a legal perspective?

[smoogatz]

19. In the U.S. he'd have to prove both that the story's untrue

and that it's malicious. Hardly worth the trouble, seems to me.

[NYC Liberal]

24. Then they could subpoena his phone record, could they not?

Let him sue.

[Mari333]

18. !

!!!

[smoogatz]

20. I doubt Bush is sufficiently self-reflexive to bother committing suicide.

He seems the sort to always blame his troubles on other people.

[santamargarita]

23. Bush is nothing but a chicken-shit little sonuvabitch...

he might drink himself to death, choke on a pretzel (while drunk) but nothing more. He's one reckless asshole!

[backscatter712]

25. If it were true, my advice to Bush:

[zeemike]

27. I can just imagine the conversation.

bush; Condi they are saying I am a war criminal and daddy won't make them stop...will you save me if I kill myself?
condi; Sure george I will save you
bush; Will you wear that little leather outfit I gave you?
condi; Yes george.
bush; Will you bring the whip?
codi; Well you have been a bad boy...
bush; yes a very bad boy...

[hlthe2b]

28. This story is moved to "ENTERTAINMENT" forum?

That is just sooooo wrong! I'm afraid to even include an LOL......... (damned childhood guilt)

[edhopper]

33. "Are you not entertained"

[dipsydoodle]

36. Well I guess it was a toss up between here and

the humour section.

[rateyes]

34. He's a narcissistic sociopath.

No way he's offing himself. If only he had a conscience.

[shadowknows69]

37. I find the Japanese tradition of Seppuku to be both elegant and theatrical

If George is looking for ideas. On live TV would be nice for us too.