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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 10:58 PM Original message |
Why didn't Satan use women to tempt Jesus in the desert? |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:00 PM Response to Original message |
1. Maybe because he knew he was really married to Mary Magdalene?? |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 12:33 AM Response to Reply #1 |
26. ....because you can't seduce a married man with other women. It's impossible!!!! |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 12:36 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. oops, wrong place to post nt |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
2. Does it really matter so much what the *specific* form of the temptation was? |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:05 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Seems like it does. |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:21 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Alternatively, if it mattered, maybe the authors would've cared enough to get their stories straight |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. It gives Jesus a chance to quote OT prophecy out of context. |
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On the Road (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 12:58 AM Response to Reply #18 |
29. Robert Eisenman Thinks That the Form of the Last Temptation |
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Mountainman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:14 PM Response to Original message |
4. There is no satan and quite possibly no jesus. |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:18 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Of course there isn't, but somebody wrote the stories. |
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msongs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:18 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. somebody wrote the harry potter books too nt |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:20 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Sure, and her fans go crazy trying to suss out all the little nooks and crannies of her books. |
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uberllama42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:23 PM Response to Reply #7 |
14. Bible fanfic |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:38 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. Already exists...check it out... |
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uberllama42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:22 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. And almost every detail in those books has a purpose |
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Mountainman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:23 PM Response to Reply #5 |
15. I think the stories were tradition handed down from generation to generation just as |
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robinlynne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
8. It's way too hot for sex in the desert. |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
9. 'thy has a woody' didn't read well. n/t |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:21 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Yeah, but they could have gotten someone to write in the style of Ezekiel 23:20. |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:29 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. ... |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:32 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Won't someone please think of the children????? |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:35 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Can you imagine a little kid reading that in church? |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:37 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. That gives me an idea... |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:38 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Please, share... |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:40 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. If someone wanted to pull a Fight Club-style subversive prank |
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Meshuga (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 05:51 AM Response to Reply #23 |
33. It would be great to be in the stand behind a goal in a NFL game |
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tularetom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 12:17 AM Response to Reply #11 |
25. I think I saw her in Tijuana about 30 years ago |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:22 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. All ur woody are belong to us, sayeth the devil. |
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Art_from_Ark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 01:03 AM Response to Reply #9 |
30. No wonder it didn't read well |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
24. sex outside of marriage was a minor sin at best. |
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John Gauger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 07:04 PM Response to Reply #24 |
43. I don't know, Jesus said it was the only justification for divorce. |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
28. Man, I'd be so easy to seduce, it's not even funny. |
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Why Syzygy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 02:09 AM Response to Original message |
31. Because if he had ALL the power and ALL the wealth, as promised, he could have any chick he wanted!! |
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notfullofit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 03:32 AM Response to Original message |
32. Because |
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John Gauger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 07:07 PM Response to Reply #32 |
44. "Knew better?" |
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notfullofit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 10:11 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Perhaps he thought |
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Dorian Gray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
34. I don't know.... |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
35. Because that is not relevant. Jesus was a man of great power and ability, who was on a fast. Satan |
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cyborg_jim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 06:25 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Since Satan is God's advocate... (see Job) |
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John Gauger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 07:14 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. Is it necessary the same guy though? |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 10:15 PM Response to Reply #37 |
47. Agreed. Whichever way you want to look at it-- |
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greyl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
36. Satan knew Jesus was homosexual. ? nt |
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uberllama42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 06:35 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. It took almost a day for someone to give that response |
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greyl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 06:38 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. I thought about it yesterday. Still impressed? |
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uberllama42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 06:45 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. I thought about it immediately |
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greyl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 06:59 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Hope so. |
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John Gauger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
42. That's interesting. |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-30-08 11:23 PM Response to Reply #42 |
48. Someone should have told Origen. |
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John Gauger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-31-08 08:25 AM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Yeah, he mentioned Origen. |
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