If Texas Secedes, Then The Dallas Cowboys Are No Longer America's Team

[Yavin4]

I call that a win-win.

[rateyes]

1. I'm with you.

:evilgrin:

[RB TexLa]

2. With the best radio network in Mexico and a Mexican-American quarterback

we pretty much are already Mexico's team. The outside Texas American audience can drop in half for the Cowboys and they are going to be fine.

[spanone]

3. and texas would make a nice buffer between oklahoma and mexico

[Chipper Chat]

4. If Texas secedes Austin will become the "Berlin of the USA"

The Capitol Building and the suburbs will be in the soverign country of Texas, but the inner city will remain a part of the liberal USA. Well, in spirit anyway.

[Journeyman]

5. I liked what Jim Brown said about the Cowboys years ago. . .

on one of the late night talk shows.

"The Cowboys? That's not America's team," Brown declared.

"They're not?" said the host. "They say they are."

"Yeah, well, anyone can say anything about themselves, but it's who you are that proves what you are. And the Cowboys aren't America's team."

"If they're not, who is?"

"The Raiders."

"The Raiders?"

"Yeah. They're a bunch of misfits that no one else wants who'll do anything to win. That's America."

[MrPerson]

15. The Raiders are NOT America's Team - The Steelers are now.

[Captain Hilts]

21. No, this Redskins fan admits America's team is the Packers. Always has been and will be. nt

[MrPerson]

24. One requirement - the team must NOT suck.

[Captain Hilts]

26. No, that's not at all a requirement. Tell the Cubs that. The Packers. nt

[MrPerson]

27. The Cubs aren't America's Baseball Team. *cack*

[madinmaryland]

30. Huh?? That Packers are Green Bay's team. America's Team is Dallas.

PERIOD.

[TZ]

31. If by America you mean

"The Lone Star State of Texas" than yes, they are America's team (in that parallel universe you live in)

[madinmaryland]

32. Pffth!

America's Team is Dallas.

PERIOD.

[Forkboy]

35. They haven't been America's team since The Catch.

:P

[Xipe Totec]

6. Let's not hold all Texans responsible for the stupid words of their Governor n/t

[Ishoutandscream2]

7. Thank you. This has gotten way out of hand

I have already alerted this and other threads which are focusing on bashing Texas and Texans. The bigotry on DU has gotten out of control.

[Xipe Totec]

8. I agree

This collective guilt thing has to stop.

[Captain Hilts]

22. Yes, true. nt

[nolabels]

33. People from Oregon can't elect the governor of Texas

Though being from California i still contend Arnold was a evil plot by Hollywood and our general population had nothing to do with it :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

9. That's just fucking stupid, FAIL

[Capt. America]

10. What will that mean for the Red River shootout? Will they really shoot at each other?

[El Supremo]

11. Oklahoma would become a territory of The Republic of Texas.

Oh God, they got me going too.

[cboy4]

12. I wonder if madinmaryland would still "root" for them?

There's no telling.

[madinmaryland]

13. Not to worry, cboy. Rick Perry will be hung for treason, and all will be well

in the Lone Star State.

While they're at it, hang the motherfucker named Tom Delay, after covering him with fire ants.

[cboy4]

16. Wow. We finally see eye to eye on something.

:thumbsup:

[madinmaryland]

19. Yoiks!

I'll have to find a way to remedy that!!

[Captain Hilts]

14. Couldn't have said it better! They can go back to being 'South America's Team'! nt

[MrSlayer]

17. I wasn't aware that they were America's Team.

The 70's were quite a long time ago.

[ProfessorGAC]

18. And Besides, They Named Themselves That

If a team names themselves "America's Team" that means they're not.
GAC

[NoGOPZone]

25. No, they didn't. NFL Films came up with the name

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America%27s_Team

The Braves were the team that used it for themselves.

[ProfessorGAC]

36. Wiki Is Wrong

GAC

[NoGOPZone]

37. Sometime it is, but since it's a wiki, you can easily correct it nt

[joeybee12]

20. We can probably declare war on them, too! n/t

[Upton]

23. That's an interesting idea

lets attack Jerry Jones' new stadium first!

[joeybee12]

28. That will be like their Fort Sumter! n/t

[madinmaryland]

29. Dude!! You are willing to make the new Cowboys stadium, the new Alamo??

Thanks!

Remember the Cowboy's Stadium!!

[Jack Rabbit]

34. No

More like the new Georgia after Sherman's march to the sea.