Love and care of your Eeee-van-Jellical Cat

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Teach them that love is prrrrfect
Get them when they are kittens and teach them not to loose their mittens.
Remember, Jerry (Falwell) is a mouse
Teach them to avoid pavlovian tricks of the right wing birds.
Teach them that the coefficient of friction is pronounced Muu
Teach them not to waste their nine lives focusing on hate.
Baptism may not be for them.
Conservatives cats conserve water when bathing.
Cat naps past noon are necessary after chasing alley cats all night.
Listen to your “Cats” soundtrack often.