You're all flops.

[QC]

I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops.

[xchrom]

1. yeah? -- well i am the Walrus. nt

[QC]

2. You'll break your big teeth, Martha. n/t

[NMMNG]

3. What a dump!

Hey Swampy!

[QC]

4. {clapping} Violence! Violence!

[NMMNG]

5. And that's how you play "Get the Guests"

:evilgrin:

[QC]

6. I hope that was an empty bottle, George!

You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary!

[NMMNG]

8. Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any g-damn table you want, so don't worry about me.

[QC]

9. I dance like the wind.

[NMMNG]

10. It's a familiar dance, monkey nipples, they both know it.

[QC]

13. I swear, if you existed, I'd divorce you.

[NMMNG]

14. Try and I'll beat you at your own game.

[QC]

15. I'm tired, I've been drinking since nine o'clock, my wife is vomiting,

there's been a lot of screaming going on around here!

[yardwork]

16. That's my favorite line in the whole play.

[QC]

17. It really is wonderful, isn't it? n/t

[yardwork]

18. Yeah!

[QC]

23. You know, an older friend tells me it was a shocking film when it first came out,

considered devastatingly cruel.

I'll be honest--I find it funny as hell.

[yardwork]

27. Well, it somewhat describes my childhood, so I'll go with cruel.

I remember the first time I saw it on, on TV at my grandparents' house, I was riveted. I didn't find it funny at all. It sounded a lot like my parents, to be honest.

[QC]

28. Eek. Supposedly Albee based it on a vicious gay couple he knew. n/t

[yardwork]

29. LOL! Well, it works either way.

[yardwork]

19. The second-best line in the whole play.

[yardwork]

7. I'm a mud flap to your Earth Mother.

[xchrom]

11. so are you watching it right now --

or you watched it over the weekend?

[QC]

12. Haven't seen it lately, but love it.

[xchrom]

20. oh yeah -- it's nothing but fabulousness all over. nt

[jonnyblitz]

21. I have never seen the play/movie this is from but when i googled

one of the lines to see from whence it came this DU thread was like the 4th or so link from the top of the first page. wow.


but i digress. carry on. :hi:

[QC]

22. You must see this film. It's one of the gayest ever made. n/t

[jonnyblitz]

24. ok. i will find it online at a torrent site somewhere. i have seen

clips from it here and there. i know there's lots of booze and shrieking going on in it. I just came in possession of the movie with joan crawford as the ax murderess just home from the asylum . the title escapes me at this moment but I have never seen it either.

[QC]

25. Strait Jacket.

[Toucano]

26. I just watched that 2 days ago!

What a coincidence.

SNAP!