Bachmann Is Concerned About Bestiality In The Military

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If you need a dose of crazy, Michele Bachman never fails to deliver. Emphasis added.

Michele Bachmann condemned Congress on Glenn Beck’s web show last night for moving to repeal Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, which outlaws both sodomy and sex with animals. The repeal measure is part of the Senate’s National Defense Authorization Act, which passed last week.

Beck played a clip of WorldNetDaily’s Les Kinsolving asking White House Press Secretary Jay Carney about the provision yesterday and Bachmann suggested that the policy change could encourage children to try bestiality:

BACHMANN: It’s absolutely abhorrent, reprehensible and you think, this is the kind of thing parents try to keep from their children because parents want to have their children enjoy innocence. Children need that latency period, they need innocence and your own government legalizes this? … Are we really going to say ho hum and laugh and go back to sleep? There’s got to be something we stand for. <...>

So the big question is, is there anything that’s wrong? That’s my question. If that’s not wrong, Glenn what’s wrong? Is there anything that’s wrong? Then you have a very serious problem on your hands.

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Think of the children!1!1 The children? How many children are there in the military anyway? :crazy:

[Rhiannon12866]

1. I'm "concerned" about people being killed, while in the military...

:(

[NMMNG]

2. Me too

But apparently people being maimed or even killed doesn't warrant as much distress as children knowing gay people exist. What a screwy world we live in.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. If you're active military, someone's sexual orientation is the least of your concerns..

Maybe the congresswoman should spend some time in the field and see what it's all about... :dunce:

[NMMNG]

8. Not according to the wingnuts

Knowing your fellow soldier is gay is far more traumatizing than knowing at any moment you might be shot or fall prey to an IED.

[Rhiannon12866]

15. Then they really are crazy, because that's the last thought of any active duty soldier.

They're just trying to stay alive and look out for the guys with them. Obviously, Mrs. Bachmann has never served, and I don't believe even one of the others has been in combat...

[Enrique]

3. Glenn Beck, Michele Bachmann and Lester from the briefing room

that's a lot of crazy right there. :crazy:

[William769]

5. I used to find her annoying.

NOW SHE JUST BUGS THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

recommended.

[Lil Missy]

6. Bachman makes shit up. n/t

[jberryhill]

7. Wait, they "need that latency period" before reaching an age of sexual identity with animals?

You know, that woman has led one traumatized life, is all I can figure.

[NMMNG]

10. Bestiality is only a misdemeanor in MN

Apparently it's not as serious a crime there as it is in some other states.

[jberryhill]

17. That's only because the alternatives aren't much better, and it gets cold there.

[mitchtv]

9. tonite it was Hezbollah in Cuba

with missiles!

[notadmblnd]

11. didn't the military cease using mules shortly after WWI?

I can't imagine what animals are currently being used by the military that soldiers could possible be having sex with:shrug:

Dogs? And what children are there in the military that could be witness to such an act?

[niyad]

12. maybe they were thinking about this one--an oldie but goodie

Subj: Commander Has Sex With Camel (S67, S459b)
From: humorlist-digest V2 #114 on 98-05-09
and From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/9/2005

Back in the days of the glorious British Empire, a young
officer arrived at his first posting, the command of a tiny
fort in the middle of the desert, twenty miles from the
nearest town. His new second-in-command is showing him
around the base, when just outside the fort's walls they
come across a decrepit, flea-ridden old camel.

'What's this bloomin' camel for?' asked the officer?

'Well, sir,' his second-in-command replied, 'the troops,
stuck out here in the desert for months at a time, have
certain.... er.... manly needs, from time to time. When
they need to do something about them, they use old Deirdre
the camel here'. The officer, rather embarrassed, says
nothing, and continues with the tour.

A few months go by, and the officer is beginning to feel
those 'manly needs' himself. So he calls his number two
and says: 'I feel I may... er... require the services of
Deirdre the camel tonight. Tell me, when the men... er...
use her, do they have her bathed first?'

'Yes, sir'.

'Well then, see to it that she is bathed'.

'They also have her flea-powdered, first, sir'.

'Very good, see that that is done, too. I couldn't help
but notice that she is a rather tall animal. Tell me, do
the men use a ladder when they, er... mount her?'

'Yes sir, always'.

'Very well, see to it that a ladder is provided'.

'Very good sir. She'll be prepared for you within the hour.'

After an hour, the officer is escorted to the side of the
fort, where Deirde waits, powdered, washed and with a ladder
by her side.

The officer moves the ladder to the back of the animal,
climbs it, drops his pants and begins furiously ramming
into the backside of the animal. He motions to his
second-in-command:

'Tell me, is this how the men do it?'

'Well, no sir, they normally ride the camel to the nearest
town and pay for a prostitute, sir'.


http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/camel.html#Commander_has_sex_with_camel

[notadmblnd]

13. that was funny

[NMMNG]

16. That's a good one

:rofl:

[niyad]

14. uhhh, michelle? most of the people I know IN the military have never even read the ucmj, so please

explain to me how children are going to get hooked on bestiality over something that isn't even in it? how many children have copies of the usmj around and use it as light reading?

honestly, you make my head hurt.