In honor of Valentine's day I think we should have a post a snark thread

[TZ]

To show the woos just how much we love them!!11!!
Here's mine: I think the health forum is the Oscar Meyer of DU: Full of baloney and lots of weiners...:evilgrin:

[cosmik debris]

1. You have the wrong holiday!

The Health Scare Forum should only be allowed at Halloween.

The 9/11 forum should only be allowed April First.

[Warpy]

2. I vote Guy Fawkes Day for the health lounge

The Astrology, Alternative Medicine, and Dust Bunny Worship Group should have Halloween.

After all, no matter how hard they try (I have LINKS!), they can't quite destroy accepted medical practice that actually works with woo that doesn't.

[Tindalos]

3. And yet they keep trying

They have MORE (of the same) LINKS!

[LeftishBrit]

4. Unfortunately I don't think there is yet a St Google Day...

though he is obviously the patron saint of certain people.

[chicagomd]

5. hmmmm, St Google Day

How much if the internet is dedicated to pornography? That could be a very interesting celebration day.

[Dr. Strange]

6. You said weiner!

I think GD-P is the Gibb's phenomenon of the Fourier series that is DU.

[TZ]

20. Here's an even better visual of GD-P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4612415&mesg_id=4612415

Figured you would want to add that gif to your collection.
Although, come to think of it, I might steal it for the Health Lounge.....:rofl:

[Beetwasher]

7. Unfortunately I Can't Snark

W/out my lucky astrology, decoder mood ring. And it was stolen by ghosts.

[cosmik debris]

8. A psychic can tell you where it is hidden. n/t

[Beetwasher]

9. Well Duh, How Do You Think I Know It Was Stolen By Ghosts?

Yeesh. What do you think I'm stupid or something? :evilgrin:

Unfortunately to get it back from them I have to work harder on my chakra's in order to project into the astral realm, and that's going to take some more work w/ my psychic at a mere $200 an hour, three hours a day, every day for the next six months. Well worth it if you ask me. I'm nothing w/out my lucky astrology decoder mood ring.

[cosmik debris]

10. Sorry,

I cut the Tarot deck wrong and got a bad reading.

[Beetwasher]

12. May I Recommend My Psychic To You Then? The Lovely And Talented

Madame Shtookie Von Kleptoscheister.

[cosmik debris]

13. No thanks, I'm a dog person not a cat person. n/t

[Beetwasher]

15. I See Cats In Your Future

Lots and lots of cats.

[cosmik debris]

11. I know a web site where you can get

some quantum spiritual energy for your aura. It ain't cheap, but they will give you credit.

This website has free energy if you need it.

http://www.zerolimits.info/ WooWoo Approved energy!

[Beetwasher]

14. ROFL!

"...the unusual therapist who helped heal an entire ward of mentally ill criminals -- without seeing any of them."

:rofl:

[cosmik debris]

16. Believe it or not

I picked up that link in the R/T forum from a true believer.

They are among us. The look like us. They talk like us. The only way you can tell the difference is by the sites they link to.

[moggie]

17. That's our grid-firing friend

Most of the sites she links to are selling something. I'm not sure why she wafts into R/T from time to time: it's a rough neighbourhood, and she's more at home in the patchouli-scented dreamy atmosphere of the Astrology, Spitiuality and Magic Water group.

[cosmik debris]

18. But she has "driven across country 5 times"!!

She wouldn't tell me how long she has been a space cadet though. Oh well.

:rofl:

[moggie]

22. She also ran away from Mu

She doesn't cope too well with sensible questions.

[cosmik debris]

23. I believe I insulted her with the Space Cadet question.

I should have known she is way past the Cadet stage. She is probably a staff officer by now. I should have asked her what ship she commands. I'll bet flattery would work!

[TZ]

19. And don't forget

worshippers of dust bunnies! Oh I so love that line! Perfect for the New Ager crapola.
Was that you or Warpy's line? You both have such great snark......:D

[moggie]

21. Bless you!

Here, have a belated heart. The dust bunnies line was Warpy's.

I had a sniff around the dust bunny group around "fire the grid" time, and nearly lost the will to live. The concentrated gullibility there is shocking, and it's all so damn nice that it gives me an ice cream headache.

[mr blur]

24. Priceless!

You couldn't make it up! Oh, wait...