The ultimate woo - 80,000 words as a comment on the Pharyngula blog

[muriel_volestrangler]

Don't say I didn't warn you about the size - and looking at random bits, it's pretty offensive to all kinds of groups.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/03/help_a_guy_out.php#comment-773668

A special prize (therapy, perhaps?) to anyone who reads it all. A sample:

Recall I recently brought up the possible Manifest Destiny-positioned Chinese invasion of the United States (west coast) upon economic abandonment by their clone host tools (economic destruction and deterioration.mp3). They have mentioned this in years past.
Newspaper just made a curious one-day change where they combined the sports and business sections, and to properly read the business section you need to read "backward". Like Asian languages.

Opinion is divided, in the rest of the comments, on whether it's computer generated, by a schizophrenic, or what.

[salvorhardin]

1. Wow. Just wow.

Gene Ray is envious.

[moggie]

2. THE GODS ARE ASEXUAL. THEY HAVE NO SEX ORGANS NOR RECTUM

The gods offered us Italy shaped like a boot and Scandanavia shaped like a penis pissing on Europe for a reason::::To help you avoid these poeple and the potential danger they bring:::::

You need only skim it to see how very repetitive it is. And it's even less coherent than a typical schizo rant, more like a collection of snippets glued together.

Simpsons Stonecutters episode. Homer is the "chosen one". Expect they used this as corruptor.
I'm the scapegoat:::They'll build SkiLasVegas and blame me, just like poker and all these other examples:::When I do something I shouldn't they punish everybody.
As much as this may be suggestive of a "chosen one", unsubstantiated remains the deciding element.

The better you do down here the better you'll do up there.

I've been having a lot of dreams recently, and it's a new thing. They said it is a bad sign.

I think it's computer generated by a schizophrenic computer.

[TZ]

3. Hal 2000?

:crazy:

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. You know who it sound like? Lee Mercer Jr. (all three).

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/c14f7f9dd9bbed555232a5cb8defd6f7.html

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