Is it too early to start the War On Christmas?

[mr blur]

Just askin' - christmas crap in the shops already...

[salvorhardin]

1. Silly unbeliever

Doncha know the War On Christmas is year-round?

[cosmik debris]

2. It is now The Global War On Christmas

We cannot rest as long as the threat of tinsel hangs over our heads.

[TZ]

3. Well hey seeing as we want to destroy the 4th of July as well

why not...:puke:
(I can't recall the name of that dumbass anti-Michael Moore movie but it looked stupid and humorless like most RW attempts at "humor".)

[YankeyMCC]

4. Why do we always skip the war on Halloween

I mean already we're talking about a war on xmas and we haven't even started preparations for the war on Halloween. Geez! :eyes:

[realisticphish]

8. Halloween is OUR holiday

you know, satan's day.

[YankeyMCC]

11. Oh well there's all those Pagan spirits too

I thought it was a general aggression against all supernatural beings and celebrations of them. Oh well :)

[realisticphish]

12. that's true

it's a trade-off :shrug:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

5. The War on Christmas starts earlier every year!

[onager]

6. This'll get us in the spirit!

I watch this one every year, while avoiding Coincidence on 34th Street and the other Xmas turkeys.

Edmund:...So, shall I begin the Christmas story?

Prince: Absolutely, as long as it's not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rumcoves on top of a hill in jolly Arab-land.

Edmund: You mean Jesus, Sir...

Prince: Yes, that's the fellow. Keep him out of it -- he always spoils the X-mas atmos.

From "BlackAdder Xmas Carol." The whole script is just a Google away.

[realisticphish]

9. I love Blackadder Xmas Carol

I have all 4 seasons, plus xmas and the semi-recent special they did.

[Deep13]

7. Hold on!

What the hell am I supposed to do with the infantry assault on Thanksgiving that I have been planning all summer?!

[realisticphish]

10. Let's just say

Black Friday will have a new meaning...

[Orrex]

13. The War on Christmas comes home

This is from early November 2006. I've posted it at least once or twice, but it always seems appropriate to revisit it:

[realisticphish]

14. Peace on Earth, good will towards cannons

[Orrex]

15. My cannon is never apocryphal

I should mention that the barrel actually reaches into the branches slightly, though the photo kind of makes it seem to be just a little in front of the tree.

[realisticphish]

16. maybe the tree

is giving birth to the cannon. A Christmas Miracle!!

[DavidDvorkin]

17. I think that every day should be War on Christmas Day.

[cosmik debris]

18. We're at Tinsel Alert Level Orange.

The Global War On Christmas doesn't get to take vacations.

[Warpy]

19. It's never to early to put the X back in Xmas

and we're going to have plenty of help from people who can't afford to buy any of the crap that's going on the shelves.

Christmas, bah humbug. Most people will get new socks this year.

[TZ]

20. Or like my grandmother like to give...

New underwear.....;-)

[beam me up scottie]

21. I didn't know it ended.

You guys have to start sending out emails to our EVC outposts.