You guys, you guys...what should I do?

[dawgmom]

I'm so concerned. I think one of my dogs might be artistic. He wants to be Vincent Van Gogh for Halloween, and last night, he circled the listing for a pottery class in the Fall Community College catalog. I've heard that vaccinations can make dogs artistic, and he just had his booster shots. My other dog is due for her bordatella and rabies. What should I do? I don't want her to end up artistic too.

[cosmik debris]

1. Chelation Therapy and coffee enemas.

You can't go wrong with that!

[DavidDvorkin]

2. You can, if the dog is big and grumpy.

[cosmik debris]

3. They are for the owner, not the dog. n/t

[moggie]

6. A skilled barista would calm the dog, anyway n/t

[dawgmom]

10. Can I have that with cream and sugar? n/t

[TZ]

4. lol!

Pray to the God Mercury to keep your dogs from catching the artistic thing....Because you know, Mercury is teh one responsible....

[dawgmom]

5. Omigod!!! And Mercury was just in retrograde!!!

That splains it!!!
http://www.astrologycom.com/mercret.html

[WoodrowFan]

7. don't do anything!

don't do anything, your pet is clearly an Indigo Dog and has achieved a higher level of doggydom.

[dawgmom]

11. I'm going to occasionally need translation

Indigo dog?

[cosmik debris]

12. Here is a link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_children

[dawgmom]

13. Yumpin' Yiminy -- how did I manage to miss that particular slice of woo?

Thanks for sharing. :)

[cosmik debris]

14. Hey, it gets worse.

When the title of "Indigo Child" became popular, the elitist had to come up with a more advanced level for their woo children. I think they call them Crystals, or Rainbows, or Wheat Grass Shots, or something equally woooooooo.

[FM Arouet666]

8. Reminds me of the old SNL skits

The Emily Litella skits on Weekend Update. "violins on television," the "Eagle Rights Amendment," "presidential erections," and "protecting endangered feces."

LOL, keep the pooches away from prostitutes, knives and guns. If they are Dobermans and have their ears done they might be ok.

[realisticphish]

9. haha nt