Yay! Deepak Chopra is going to be on The Early Show, talking about his new book "Jesus".

[beam me up scottie]

And staying positive...

Even though I was found "not guilty" for the 2004 murder of my own boob tube, my boyfriend fears for the safety of his when I'm here alone...

[progressoid]

1. Aww shucks, I missed it.

But with the miracle of cable, he's bound to show up again and agian and again. :puke:

[beam me up scottie]

2. Me too, I took a walk in the freezing rain instead.

The Deepak Chopras of the world are human viruses, it's probably safer to avoid any contact.

[salvorhardin]

4. Just wait for your local PBS station's fund drive

PBS stations seem to like to save up for a concentrated woo fest every quarter's fund drive.

[Orrex]

7. That's when I catch up on my Ken Dwyer and Suze Ormond

The Purpose-Driven Fund Drive is the most wonderful time of the year.

[Orrex]

3. What's the harm?

He's respected worldwide for... something. And he has a positive message. Why do you hate positivity?

Besides, he has an "exotic-sounding" name, so we should assume that his wisdom is superior to our, if ours may truly be called "wisdom."

[lizerdbits]

5. And we all know that being positive will cure all your diseases

Including genetic diseases- just think hard enough and mutations will occur to right your DNA. Why does BMUS want us to be sick? Pharma Shill!!11!ONE!1

[Orrex]

6. If you have a genetic disease, you probably WANT to have it

Otherwise, why would you have it? QED.

[beam me up scottie]

8. Exotic-sounding, yes, but is he an Indigo Child?

How are we supposed to accept spiritual guidance from people when we don't know what they are?

[onager]

10. I live by the WKRP Rule myself...

How are we supposed to accept spiritual guidance from people when we don't know what they are?

A line from an old episode of WKRP In Cincinnatti that I've always found helpful:

"I refuse to be lectured on the Meaning Of Life by a man wearing a white belt!"

I just substitute something applicable after "by." Like "a spiritual leader with a Learjet" or "a guy with a funny name who mutilates quantum physics on Oprah" or "a pushy Albanian nun who harasses the poor into deathbed conversions."

[onager]

9. His little buddy's name is even more exotic

Frijot Capra.

Damn search engines...

We did not find results for: chopra and capra asshats. Try the suggestions below or type a new query above.

OK, maybe I need a more specific search term...

We did not find results for: chopra and capra shitheads...

[JitterbugPerfume]

11. I prefer to get my "Jesus " fix

from my family and friends