Some high fructose corn syrup was spilled in my town yesterday

[Orrex]

And everyone within fifty miles died instantly. We should enact an absolute ban on this invariably toxic sludge immediately, for the good of public health.

[TZ]

1. Yeah its teh evul.

And plus Donald Rumsfeld makes money every time its used.....:eyes:

[salvorhardin]

2. Don't worry.

Acupuncture can bring them back to life. And after a little aromatherapy you'd hardly know they'd been dead!

[vino]

3. I suppose there was no evacuation

since everyone would be instantly too obese to move without the aid of the Fire Department. Just getting near that stuff is risky. :sarcasm:

[WoodrowFan]

4. Boston Molasses Disaster

Ever read about the Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919. Fascinating...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_molasses_disaster

[Orrex]

5. Yes indeed! Freakishly weird

Not quite the point I was making, of course, but any time you can use "molasses" and "disaster" in the breath, it's a win!

[WoodrowFan]

6. Sounds like

Sounds like an episode of "CSI" doesn't it? Perhaps one involving furries and a forgotten safe word!

[moggie]

7. Molasses makes you think of furries?

I wouldn't want to be inside your head, pev!

[WoodrowFan]

8. geeeze

geeze, then I guess you can't handle the part about playing "the mischievous lab rat" with the ping pong balls, the snake puppet and the bottle of maple syrup....