OMG WTF LOL my Outrage-o-Meter is cranked up to ELEVENTY!!!11!!

[Heddi]

Without the DU I would never know what I should be mad or offended about. THANK GOD there are dedicated keyboard warriers out there REMINDING ME about OFFENSE and OUTRAGE OMG!

I just saw a COMMERICAL on TV about a skwirel climbing a tree AND HE DID NOT ASK THE TREE PERMISON!11 how rude and I am going to PETITIONONLINE.COM and totally boycot that skwirle. How RUDE and REPUBLIGON like. omg. wtf. lol.

Right now AS WE SPEEK i am totally un-voting for OBAMA!!! Seirous!

SOMEONE TALK ME DOWN!!! SOMEONE TALK TRUTH TO POWER! omg! I am so OUTRAGE I can't even think straight. I feel like a Mad Lib ANGER POST is much more justified!!!1!

LIBERAL KEYWORD AND ANGER EMOTICON!
STUNNING HYPERBOLIC STATEMENT!!!

Threats of leaving country, cutting off hand to spite the world, etc.....

TALK ME DOWN (btw---the real and non-hysterical heddi hates that phrase.)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[uppityperson]

1. it does piss me off when people are rude after having it pointed out to them.

and when people, aw, fuck it. got to go to work, then got to go to work again

[Heddi]

3. OMG! you should totally BOYCOT YOUR JOB

Serious! Your job is RUDE AND UNCAREING if it makes you WORK if you don't WANT TO.

OUTRAGE!!

[uppityperson]

16. OMG LIKE U ARE TOTALLY RITE!!!1111

I HAD to be there for THREE whole HOURS that I HADN't PLANNEd for!!!1111 OMGOMGOMG ARGH ARGH ARGH111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heddi]

17. Wow! YOUR SO MAD YOU USE CAPS LIKE ME omgwtflol

Those "JOBS" are just a way of KEEPING you DOWN. I'm series!

[varkam]

2. OMGWTFBBQ!!

:rofl:

[Heddi]

4. TAUNT ME!!!???

SERES!!! I am so OUTRAGE I can't even THINK!

fcking ORBES!!!!

[varkam]

6. Don't you be casting asparagus in my direkshunz!

[Heddi]

8. you are forsing me

to bring out the BIG GUNS and I will not hesatate to start using HTML to PROOFE HOW ANGER I AM! Like this omg wtf lol don't temp me.

[varkam]

9. Ha! It's not HTML, it's UBB Code!

What now, 'S'cientist?

[Heddi]

11. Take your science talk to the graveyard buster

UBB and HTML and ugg boots what's the diff your just trying to CONFUS ME! like theyre anything even CALLED ubb get real shill. i have read magizines and i have not heard of this so I think your pulling it out of youre #(&!!! Take that! And ifyou want some more I will be MORE THAN HAPPY to taunt you with CUSS WORDS spelled out using various types of punctaton *(@#(*&@(#*&$(*&#$!! ha! You dont even no what I said their ha ha ha!#@*&(*@&#($*&

[uppityperson]

18. ORBES??? u think OREBES R BAD, try RODS!!!!!

omg, the rods, they are EVERYWHERE!!!! CHECK YOUR OLDE CAMERA film, YUO WILL seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://www.roswellrods.com/pre.html
they ARE REEL!

[beam me up scottie]

5. You misspelled "commercial".

[Heddi]

7. You are a hateful ATHEST!11!

gramer NATZY!!!

Thank YOU for making yet anothor THING FOR ME to get OUTRAGGD about! I'm Ceries!

SOMEONE TALK ME DOWN!!!!

oh and btw what is your little emotycon doing?

[beam me up scottie]

10. Here, take this!:

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/SmallMammals/default.cfm?Cam=NMR

Hello Cthulhu is doing just fine, she's been called worse than a floatie. Thanks for asking!

[Heddi]

12. No no no not the cthuluhuhhu kitty....

the smilie. I can't tell what it's doing

Oh wait. I mean

TALK ME DOWN omg! trooth to power! OUTRAGE!!!

[Heddi]

13. Okay, Guys, Hysterical Heddi has had a really rough day so be nice to her

You know, being my intellectually-impaired doppleganger is hard work, especially with all of her....um....shortcomings and chromosomal abnormalities.

She nearly fried a circuit today when she read about all these things she's supposed to be outraged about. She's sensitive that way, I think you guys know this already, and she's..."special".

She also found out that the, ahem, (in her words) Orbes that crawled into her vagina (or however she mangles those very simple terms) did not impregnate her. She is crushed and elated at the same time because 1) the idea of an orbital pregnancy was frightening and 2) she really wanted to get on TLC and have a multiple-child-household-shenanegans-TV show, like Jon and Eight plus Kate or whatever. She was hoping that at least 1 of the multiple orbital feti were Indigo or some variation there-in.

So, you know, she's kind of on the edge, and really needs someone to talk her down, to talk truth to power.

I just gave her a piping hot cup of Valium with a little phenobarbitol chaser. She's so cute, drooling on the couch...oh look....she's not breathing regularly. How adorable. That's my little Hysterical Hedster. :proud:

[beam me up scottie]

14. The Naked Mole Rat cam didn't work?

That's odd, it's always had a traquilizing effect on me.

[Heddi]

15. it gave her a WICKED KEWL seizure

really freaked the cats out, which was kind of a bonus in and of itself.

[bluedawg12]

19. I wish there was an otter cam out there.

One can dream. No?

Nekkid Mole Rats are kewl too, though.

[beam me up scottie]

22. There is one, I used to have it saved in my bookmarks.

Hang on while I try to find it again...

[beam me up scottie]

23. Found it! They're playing with them now, hurry!

http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/efc/efc_otter/otter_cam.asp

I love to watch them at feeding time.

What a life, eat, play, sleep, eat some more...

[bluedawg12]

24. Thank you! I am ottering over and bookmarking this! n/t

[beam me up scottie]

25. I was horribly addicted to the Manatee-cam a couple years back.

I stuck it in the corner of my desktop so I could watch them while I worked.

Don't forget to check out Monterey Bay Aquarium's other cams, all of them are wonderful.

[uppityperson]

20. ooooooooo naked mole rat cam? where?

[beam me up scottie]

21. #10

Here: http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/SmallMammals/default.cfm?Cam=NMR

[Odin2005]

26. If nitwits want to be offended by facts that is their problem, not mine.

Maybe it's just my Asperger's but I don't under stand why I should be morally culpable for offending someone looking to be offended simply because I point out a fact. I do not feel obliged to hide facts to protect someone's "beautiful mind" from being "offended" by reality.