AAARRRGGGHHH!!! "If it's not vaccines, maybe it's HFCS causing Autism" WTF?

[Odin2005]

Saw someone suggest this in a HFCS thread in GD. :crazy: :grr:

[beam me up scottie]

1. They brought up autism?

I was avoiding it because GD pseudoscience threads are tar pits.

I'll check it out.

[beam me up scottie]

2. Oh brother. He's doing it to promote his website.

He's using tags to get attention from the Woo Anti-vaccine Brigade.

[Odin2005]

3. Aw, Jeez! I hate these ****ers.

:grr:

[beam me up scottie]

5. Can I ask you a personal question, Odin?

Not too personal, of course. :)

[Odin2005]

6. Yes! Ask away.

[beam me up scottie]

7. Has anyone ever told you that you were an indigo/crystal child?

Because of your autism, I mean.

[Odin2005]

8. No, thank god.

:rofl:

[beam me up scottie]

9. I didn't think so, you probably would have clobbered them.

I just wonder how many other parents (besides Jenny McCarthy) think their autistic children are victims of vaccines and are also the next generation of humans?

Using their reasoning (don't hit me) if autistic children are indigos and crystals, isn't that a gift, something wonderful to celebrate?

Or is it the result of a terrible crime committed by doctors, scientists and Big Pharm?

How can it be both?

[Odin2005]

10. That's cognitive dissonance for ya!

:crazy:

[trotsky]

12. Are you sure you're not evolving though?

To a higher level of existence from the rest of us?

[beam me up scottie]

15. I know he's closer to being a Vulcan than I am.

I wish I could be more like Odin.

[Odin2005]

18. LOL!

"That would be illogical, sir." :rofl:

[TZ]

4. Yeah those sugars are so deadly that our cells

can't breathe without them. Drink a Coke get teh autism! :crazy:

[uppityperson]

11. well, you know, mega vitamin D will help with all that,unless you really want to have autism.

trying to fit in pit bulls and breastfeeding also, having difficulty there

[semillama]

14. What? that's easy

Just say that the Vitamin D in pit bull breast milk will cure Autism. Geez, it writes itself!

[beam me up scottie]

16. But who's going to milk all of those pit bulls?

You ever try messing with a mamma pit? :scared:

[semillama]

17. Indigo children, of course. n/t

[trotsky]

13. You know, if the woos abandoned their crusade against vaccines for that...

I'd be all for it. At least they could then keep HFCS away from themselves and their children and not affect anyone else, like they do by spreading disease when forgoing vaccination.

[LeftishBrit]

19. Good point

Also going without HCFS will not actually risk your life or harm you, whereas going without a vaccine might.